"I'M WHAT?!" (An Avengers React AU)

Introduction

"Um, not to be a downer, but... can someone please tell me where we are?" The words came from the mouth of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The Avengers stood in awe of the grand cinema before them. The spacious cinema featured plush leather seats, an enormous projector screen, and tables lined with various delectable snacks and treats.

"I don't know, but this place is sweet!" Clint, aka Hawkeye, jumped onto one of the leather seats after grabbing an armful of potato chips.

Thor sat down beside him, absolutely beaming. "Alas, pop tarts!" The God of Thunder ripped a box open, ignoring the folks behind him.

"You're welcome, S..." Tony Stark, aka Ironman, mumbled as he read a note on one of the snack tables. "What in the actual fuuuuuudge?" The billionaire corrected himself after seeing Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, glare.

Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow, shrugged, grabbing a bag of gummy bears and choosing a chair a few seats away from Clint.

Bruce Banner, aka The Hulk, pinched the bridge of his nose before turning to Tony.

"Whoa, there, Bruce..." Tony put his hands up innocently. "It's not my fault we're stuck here!"

"Yeah, hi, thanks for noticing us." MJ scoffed, standing to the side with Ned and May. MJ rolled her eyes at the look of surprise on the two and walked to the row of seats, picking a random one.

"Oh my God, it's the Ironm–!!" The fanboying teen was interrupted by Peter, who covered his mouth and led him to the seats. May followed behind them.

"Who the fuck is responsible for this?" Nick Fury glared at the 'Avengers' sitting down.

"Not me," Bucky Barnes, aka The Winter Soldier, rolled his eyes as sat next to Steve.

Steve's eyes immediately brightened. "Bucky! How'd you get here?"

"Beats me," Pepper Potts sighed, her eyes catching Tony's not-so-subtle wave. 

"Nice to see you, Ms. Potts." MJ formally addressed the woman who sat next to her. Pepper gave her a small smile. 

Ned grabbed Peter's arm, rapidly shaking it. "It's-It's-It's!"

"It's what, Ned??" Peter sighed raspily at his fanboying friend. 

"T-The God of M-Mischief!!!" He pointed his shaking finger at none other than Loki Laufeyson, who had materialized out of nowhere. 

At once, the Avengers gasped, immediately jumping out of their seats and resuming a battle stance. 

"Stand down, fellow Midguardians!" Thor's voice, once again, boomed across the theatre. "It is merely Loki! Nice to see you, brother!" 

Natasha chose to ignore the "Not your brother!!" whisper-yell that came out of Loki's mouth. "Yeah, that's kinda why we're all in battle stances, Thor!"

"Trust me, Loki has changed from his trouble-making ways!" Thor reassured the group, while Loki scoffed. 

"Wouldn't call 'taking over New York' 'trouble-making', but whatever floats your boat, Point Break."

"Please, just give him a chance!" Thor grinned at the sight of the Midguardians sighing before sitting back down, and he not-so-gently pushed his brother into the seat next to him. 

"Oooookaaay, so nobody's gonna tell me why pretty much all of the Avengers, a couple random teenagers, and the fricking God of Mischief are all doing here?" James Rhodes, or 'Rhodey', raised an eyebrow at the other's ignorance. 

Eventually, everyone finally sat down in this seating order: Natasha, Ned, Peter, May, MJ, Pepper, Tony, Bruce, Loki, Thor, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Rhodey, and Fury. (Probably with copy and paste this list in other chapters so I'll remember.)

"Giys! Sumting's hppning n-sceen!" Clint tried to call out, but his voice only came out muffled due to his mouth stuffed with popcorn.

At that moment, a portal appeared on the screen. It flashed brightly for a few seconds before a loud thump was heard, and the portal disappeared. 

Once everyone's eyes recovered from the blinding light, they gasped seeing a weird...creature standing in front of them. The creature had blue hair, green eyes, cat-like ears, and blue and olive skin. It appeared to be wearing a red and gold princess-like gown with red and white high-heel boots, elbow-long white station gloves, and a tiara that was lopsided on her head.

The creature squealed. "IT WORKED, IT WORKED, IT WORKED!!!! OH MY THOR, IT WORKED!!!" 

"Who and what the fuck are you?!?!" Fury stood up, crossing his arms, earning a small 'Language!'. 

Clint snickered under his breath. "Are you a cat or something?"

The figure gasped, clearly offended. "I am not!! I'm a hedgehog!!"

"You don't look like a hedgehog, do you?" Bruce leaned forward, staring at the 'hedgehog' in front of him.

"That's just because I'm from another fandom, duh!" She giggled, before waving at the confused crowd. "I'm Sonica! I'm an OC from another fandom! I'm 15 (not my real age, just my OC's age)!"

"Wait, you're responsible for ALL of this?!" Rhodey accused.

"Um, yeah?" Sonica grinned, before further explaining. "I come from another universe where you guys aren't...real?" 

"What?!" Ned shot up, before Peter pulled him back down.

"You're real!! But, not in real life? Okay, this is getting confusing. What I meant to say is that in my universe, you guys are characters from comics! Eventually, you guys got made into movies, and different famous actors play you guys in the movies! In fact, the company that makes your movies, MARVEL, is one of the most popular movie-making companies to exist!" 

"That's...a lot to take in..." Tony put a hand on his forehead, before returning his gaze back to the blue hedgehog. "Sorry, I must've missed the part where you said why we're all here."

Sonica playfully rolled her eyes. "You guys are kinda a big part of a lot of kids' and teens' lives as they grew up in my universe, so I wanted to show you different memes, edits, and fanart people made of your characters. Spoiler Alert: It might kinda sorta maybe show you parts of your inevitable future?" 

That sure got everyone's attention... Sonica sighed seeing everyone going berserk. She very loudly yelled: "QUIET!!!" Everyone went silent. "I spent WAY too long on this introduction, and I just know the readers are getting bored and annoyed, so how about we get started, yeah?" 

"Finally!" Peter groaned, earning a glare from May that screamed: 'Manners!'.