"Alright, guys! This chapter will be longer than the others since I want to fit the rest of the actors in here so I can move on to edits and clips!"
A motion of shrugs and nods was seen.
"Okay! I've been waiting for this one: Zendaya! She is 28 years old, has a net worth of $22 million, and plays M.J./Michelle Jones!"
M.J. blushed as the whole theatre sent out compliments.
"You look great, M.J.!" Natasha smiled sweetly at her, and although she would never admit it, inside M.J. she was fangirling.
Peter blushed, his cheeks a rosy red. Of course, this didn't go unnoticed.
Tony smirked. "Blushing from seeing your girlfriend, Underoos?"
"N-No! I-I'm not blushing! Stop l-looking at me like that!" Peter pouted as not only Tony but Pepper as well gave him knowing grins.
"Whoa," Ned gasped. "You're actually wearing a dress."
M.J. rolled her eyes (#overused) and scoffed.
"Fun fact! Zendaya and Tom Holland actually met on the set of Spider-Man Homecoming as co-stars in the film. There were a lot of rumours speculating that they were dating, but it wasn't until 2021 that photos of the two kissing got leaked, and to this day they have been together!"
"Ooooooh!" The group 'oohed' as M.J. and Peter covered their faces in embarrassment.
"Wait, so you mean to tell me that they like each other as Peter and M.J.," Steve gestured to the two humiliated teens. "But their actors are also dating?"
"Yup! Now let's move on! Here we have Marisa Tomei! She is 59 years old, has a net worth of $25 million, and she plays May Parker!"
"You look very beautiful, Mrs. Parker." Steve complimented.
"Why, thank you, Steve!" May smiled in gratitude.
"And might I just say--"
"No, you may not!!" Peter interrupted Tony.
"Peter!" May scolded. "That was incredibly rude!"
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"I'M WHAT?!" (An Avengers React AU)
FanfictionThe Avengers react to movie clips, memes, trailers, edits, ships, and much more! Featuring Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, M.J, May Parker, Bucky Barnes, Loki Laufeyson...