Author-Chan: Alright! I have rules on dating!
Dabi: Oh yeah?
Author-Chan: Yes, I shall not be with anyone that's over 18 years older than me
Dabi: And why is that?
Author-Chan: Because! I think it would be weird to be with someone my parent's age! So, I shall not pursue anyone that's over 40-
Damian Priest:
Existing
Author-Chan: ...Hot-
Dabi: He's 41
Author-Chan: What..?
Dabi: Yep
Author-Chan:
Dabi:
Author-Chan: ...New rule.
I won't go out with someone my parents age...unless it's Damian Priest. He's my exception
Dabi: Really..?
Author-Chan: YES