I lost a bet with Sollux, so now I gotta sing at you idiots.
Great, lets get this over with.
*starts actually singing*
Here's your chance to sing along now
Share these lyrics with a chum or two
Raise your voice in Yule Tide song now
All the tunes are old, the words are new.
Someone please explain caroling to me
Is the purpose not, to make someones eardrums bleed?
What is the appeal, is such cheery songs?
Why don't we just toss the score and sing the lyrics wrong!!!
Gristmas songs! Gristmas songs!
Fuck em up real good!
Maybe if we're lucky we'll disturb the neighborhood
Gristmas songs! Gristmas songs!
Screech em till you're hoarse!
(It might not be wise to sing these publicly of course)
Tch, its your funeral.
There's this object in the room
Hung above the horn pile
Kanaya called it "mistletoe"
I just call it vile.
For some reason Eridan is carrying a bucket
I'd tell him not to hold his breath but I would rather say FUCK IT.
Joy to the world
EXEPT FOR JOHN!!!!
I hope that fuckass DIES!!!!
Here I go acting Adorabloodthirsty again
I've been doing this since I don't remember when
And no matter what she says
Or if she messes with my head
I will NEVER tell Terezi what colour my blood is!
I will never tell her what the colour is. (STOP ASKING)
Oh Nepeta, oh Nepeta
Stop shipping me with everyone!
Oh Nepeta, we all can see
The one you flush for isn't me
Oh Nepeta, oh Nepeta
Why don't you just go fucking stick Equius under the mistletoe dumbass???
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Broadway Homestuck Lyrics
SonstigesAs some of you /hopefully/ know, Homestuck is a Webcomic created by Andrew Hussie. If anyone wants to read it, let me know and I'll put the link in the description. But, the song lyrics for this are somewhat fanmade. People took songs, and changed s...
