Broadway Homestuck Lyrics

Broadway Karkat - Karkalicious

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic

Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco 

She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo

Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' her no favors 

No reasons why I tease, her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm Karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't DO Kismesis

And if you read any fanfics, all that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills 

Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail 
(Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (Super sweet) So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) 

So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def-, Karkalicious def-, Karkalicious def-
(Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-) 

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepeta's always squealin' cutesy pet names like Karkitty 

I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T, and the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm Karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious 

All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness 

Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*) Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail 

And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails 
(Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (Super sweet) So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) 

So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me) 

I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby, if you really want me

Honey get some patience, maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacy

It's so tasty, tasty, it'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty 

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out FOR you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know

And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome

But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell.. Terezi says I smell...

Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't DO Kismesis

And if you read any fanfics, all that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills 

Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you, my body stays vicious 

Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business 

Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!) I'll even let her First Ship sail 

Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (Eridan, see) So delicious (You can trust me) 

So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy 

It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) 

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm Karkalicious, (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty 

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, 

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the 

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the--

Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking WROTE the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell tasty

Was this Fergiedouchemuffin illiterate or something?

What do you MEAN human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!?

What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE!?

Fuck this shit, I quit