Broadway Karkat -GDFI Dave (Ragesturbation Song)

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God fucking damn it Dave

There goes the last shit that I ever gave

Isn't it ironic used to be platonic

Then I realized I'm head over heels for

God fucking damn it Dave

Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy or girl or troll he

Always knows just how to piss me off

Even if I beg he won't lay off

God fucking damn it Dave

If I only could manage to escape

All your hipster witchcraft don't you fucking dare laugh

Just leave me alone, I just need some time alone, no

I just need some time alone no, I just need some time alone, no, I just need some time alone!!!!

God fucking damn it Dave

This is bridge is shitty so you might feel pity

For my tragic tale of incompatibility

Can you distract me when he's so attractively

Holding my weakness against me the bastard

Will he persist even after I kiss him

I hate him I love him but I keep on... Trying

To prove that I... Love how I... Swoon.. I'm losing 

My...Confidence... I want you I want you

I want you I. Want. You. I.. Want.. You..

I... Want... You... I....Want.... You....

God fucking damn it Dave

If I had a star to wish on for my life

I can't imagine any other stoic prick approves 

Mirror shades won't hide it if

He stares. Love me hate me fuck me I don't care

God fucking damn it Dave I might not be real

Experienced with humans but who am I

fooling while my blood is pooling at the

Pit of me as I lie awake and

God fucking damn it Dave whisper in my ear

With your stupid voice tell me that you

Love me that you're thinking of me straight..

And to the point. That is why I hate... You. God..

Fucking... Damn it Dave... *Zipper*

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