A Railgun In Fairy Tail, The Diablo Saga: Book 2, Time.

Clowny Time with Pranks and Madcap

Silence filled the desolate Nebulosos as an epic battle of wits took place.. the spectacular battle between Twilight Prankster, King of Trickery, Lord of Hijinks.. and Midnight Madcap, Dark Emperor of Chaos, Master of Mayhem.

An epic battle more incredible then any on this planet...

Wait a second.. ARE THOSE TWO JUST PLAYING CHESS!?

There Twilight Prankster and Midnight Madcap sat, on either end of a small wooden table with a timer and a chessboard between them..

"Hmmmm..." Twilight Prankster scratched the chin part of his mask with his remaining arm. "Running out of time are we?"

"Don't rush perfection!!" Madcap said. "AHAH!!! There we go! Knight to E9.. Read em and weep!!" Madcap clicked the timer.

"Ahhhhh.. good move, good move.." Twilight Prankster muttered. "Now let's see..."

Mikoto, Accelerator, and Grimmjow just stared incredulously at the scene.

"This.. is a freakin' fight!?" Grimmjow roared. "YO PRANKS!! THAT GUY JUST KILLED MIKOTO MISAKA 50 TIMES OVER!!! AREN'T YA GOING TO GET SOME VENGEANCE!!?"

"Not now Grimmy! Gotta figure out how to get my Queen out of this situation.." Prankster muttered. "AHA!!! Castle to E9... WHOOP WHOOP!!"

"NO!!! Knighty!!" Madcap cried out. "Alright.. my turn.. aha.. pawn to B7... TOUCHDOWN!!!"

"Boo that!!" Prankster exclaimed. "There ain't any touchdown in chess!!"

"This isn't football!?" Madcap exclaimed. "THEN WHAT THE HECK WERE WE DOING!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!!!" Prankster yelled. "Wait.. didn't Grimmy say you killed Mikoto 50 times over?"

"Oh yeah!" said Madcap. "That was hilarious!!"

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Prankster jumped out of his seat and threw the chessboard into Madcap's face, knocking his head into the table. Twilight Prankster then lunged out Midnight Madcap, tackling him.

"Finally!" Accelerator moaned.

Twilight Prankster and Midnight Madcap both stood up and began slapping each other like sissy girls.

"Stop it!" Madcap shouted as he fluttered his hands pathetically. "You've got cooties!!"

"Well you've got Rabies!!" said Prankster. "Wait.. what the hell are we doing!?"

"Slapping each other!?"

"We're freaking heavy hitters!!" said Twilight Prankster. "WHICH MEANS WE'VE GOTTA PLAY HARD BALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

In Twilight Prankster's hand.. a massive baseball bat the size of a skyscraper appeared, and he slammed the baseball bat straight into Midnight Madcap.

A tremendous earthquake ensued from the blow.. and fissures occurred all over the terrain.

"Nice try!!" Midnight Madcap yelled suddenly appearing in a burst of confetti behind Twilight Prankser. "But I'm calling the Clowny Bucks in this joint!! MIDNIGHT CHUCKLE!!!!!"

A massive set of laughing jaws made of giant purple energy teeth laughed into being, laughing with the terrifying voice of a thousand banshees.. It chomped down at Twilight Prankster who launched himself into the air and slammed the jaws away, blasting it apart.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO EH!? MY EDOLAS OPPOSITE!!!?" Midnight Madcap roared as giant blade-like claws of darkness grew out of his wrist. "BEFORE!! YOU USED TO BE MORE POWERFUL THEN ME!! BUT NOW!! I AM CORRUPTION'S HUNKY DORY BEEBOP!!!! AND LOOK AT HOW YOUR FIGHT WITH DIABLO'S GOTTEN YA!!! A FREAKIN' BROKEN CLOWN WITH ONE ARM!!!"