ZUGAGA WORLD

Chapter 6: The Mines.

Our party leaves the strange cat-masked man and roams deeper into the caverns, and upon is a woman. No, a bird. A bird woman. With yellow mucus leaking from her breasts, cave gnomes flapped their wings around her like she was their mother. "What the hell am I looking at?" SIGMERT drew his bow at the creature, while I raised my torch in the one singular limb that I have. HITLERRETARDRAPIST raises her fists. "SHOOT IT'S FUCKING TITS OFF!" I shouted a war cry, while SIGMERT began rapidly firing arrows into the cavemother and her breasts. 

The cavemother let out a whine as her body collapsed to the ground, the cave gnomes coming to avenge their mother before SIGMERT had struck them with his arrows. "Oh... That was easy." HITLERRETARDRAPIST mumbled, holding onto SIGMERT's fur skirt as we wandered into the entrance to the mines. A terrible presence filled the room immediately, yet we continued walking deeper to our death.

We walked past the rubble and broken wooden boards with HITLERRETARDRAPIST collecting torches for us along the way, before a figure appeared in the darkness beyond. "Who's that?" I whisper to SIGMERT, to which he shrugged in response. We slowly approached the figure, as we could see them up close now. A person with long white hair and grey robe, unable to identify their gender. He doesn't seem to radiate immediate danger or aggression, but something about their stature seems almost otherworldly or ancient.

"Oh... New visitors?" The person called out as they stood to their full height. "My name is transmasc gay boyfriend. I'm an alchemist living down here. Pleased to meet you." Well, at least we know his gender now... SIGMERT seemed cautious, yet he spoke anyway. "Nice to meet you too." HITLERRETARDRAPIST and I both nod with smiles. The white-haired alchemist gave us a smile that seemed almost too genuine. "My apologies, I left a kettle on and I'm in a bit of a hurry. Let's meet again!" transmasc gay boyfriend disappeared into the darkness. The echoes of his footsteps sound distant before they vanished completely into the thin moist air.

The party remained cautious now that the man had left, wandering the cavern aimlessly while trying our best to avoid battles with what can only be described as monsters. I look up at SIGMERT carrying me, my eyes fluttering with admiration as I took in all of his features. His sharp jawline combined with his long red hair, the eyelashes that flicked off his blue orbs with 2 scars on one of them... I was knocked out of my daze as I heard the sound of a woman crying in pain. I glance over, seeing a ginger knight being harassed and beaten by a bunch of cave dwellers. 

"Get off of her!" HITLERRETARDRAPIST cried out to the cave dweller as it's head turned sharply toward us. SIGMERT grew prepared, shooting the alien creature straight through the forehead as it collapsed and died. The other cave dweller quickly ran off before it could meet the same fate as it's friend. We walked over to the woman, and... "Mom?" My eyes widened in surprise. "Oh... hey." DSLUR~ smiled down at me, ruffling my hair. "What is going on...?" SIGMERT raised a brow. "I don't want to talk about it... those creatures did unspeakable things to me!" DSLUR~ frowned, shaking her head. "FATsexy, ZUGAGA's father... we came down here to find my captain, FUNNY NAME GENERATOR."

SIGMERT's eyes widened for a brief second, yet he seemed to suppress whatever feelings he had deep down as his muscles tensed around me. I ignored it for now, yet kept it in mind for later. "May I join you guys?" DSLUR~ requested, to which we all nod in unison. "The more, the better." SIGMERT agreed, to which we all had begun to explore the mines together. I wonder who this FUNNY NAME GENERATOR is...