Oh Please (Jarida)

Are you seriously kidding me right now?

"As a lady, you should have poise."

"Blah, blah, blah."

I chuckle. "What's the matter, Merida?" My mom was busy explaining the rules of how to be a silly princess, and Jack's distracting me! "None, none. Continue mom!" I exclaimed. "You seem to be active in today's lesson." She said as Jack makes another annoying face.

"Stop it already!"

"You told me to continue."

I chortled. "Not you!" I said and she loses her patience. "If you think this is all funny, don't seek my help when that time comes around." She said. "Hey, why is our mom brown haired and you're frizzy haired as well red orange?" Jack asks me. "I don't know! I had my hair from my dad. You haven't seen my dad." I said. 

"Merida, are you seriously kidding me right now?"

"No! I'm not doing anything." 

I laughed inside. Oh this is fun. "Princess, go to your room and write a 10,000 word reflection on what you did." She shouted and I grunted. Jack laugh alongside me. "Hey, this will be fun. I'll invite your bros." He said and I fake my laugh. "Ha. ha. ha. Stop. I got into much trouble already." I said and went to my room. 

"Surprise!"

"WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?"

Jack just welcomed the devils into my den. I wasn't able to finish my reflection, but at least I passed it.

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"These are only 100 words Merida. I said 10,000."

"100 is the new 10,000. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go sleep."

Princess lessons suck.

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There you go :D