Oh Please (Jarida)

I'm not a babysitter, it's princess sitter

"So, you're saying someone sent you to guard me?"

"Yes."

"And, you're doing it because....?"

"I have spare time, and that I'm bored."

"Hmmm...."

This white guys named Jack Frost called himself a guardian of the sort. I don't even know what it means, but hey, what is with that? He jumps in out of nowhere, in the middle of winter and says he's my guardian?! Crazy people are now classified as high-ranked. "Um, why exactly?" I asked him. "North says your lack of 'manners' and 'will to carry out duties and responsibilities' are just too high." He said. "I think being a princess suited him instead!" I exclaimed.

"Princess, you don't know."

"What? And call me Mer."

Jack Frost cleared his throat. "How about lady Merida?" He asked. "How about I slit your throat?" I said with a grin. "Lady Merida, North is kind of an old man. Being princess is enough torture for the world." Jack says. "I just want to shoot arrows today." I said and wore my quiver and belt it out around my waist. I also slung my bow across my body.

"Where are you going?"

"Stress relieving?"

Jack Frost pointed his staff at me. "Feed me." I shook my head. "What are you, a pet? Feed yourself. And, keep an eye on Hamish, Hubert and Harris. They might be doing weird stuff again." I said and approached the door. "As I told you, I'm here to guard a princess, not three babies! I'm not a babysitter, it's princess sitter." He said. "Is that even a thing?" I asked. "Whatever, I'm going." I said and went out. I ran to the stables to get as far away from the room.

"Hey Angus, come on."

"Angus?!"

I jumped on my feet. It was that 'guardian'! He's being all too creepy now! What the heck why?! "I. Just. Want. To. Be. Free." I told him. "Yeah, go ahead! But keep in my mind I'm following you." He said. "I don't need any body guards, okay?! I'm completely fine by myself, so go, shoo!" I said and gestured to move him away. "Nah, don't want to." I clenched my fist.

"You bloody little stubborn white man!"

"What!?"

I removed my bow, got an arrow and aimed at him. "I'm warning you! I'm gonna let go of this arrow!" I said. "You're not." He dared me. "Daring me to do so, are we? Well, if that's the case, then-" I suddenly trembled. "Pitch hasn't gotten to you, thank God." He said. "What the heck are you even talking on about?!? Are you delirious?" I asked him. "No, he's a notorious guy! Stay away as possible." He advised. "Stop...stop...stop!!!! I just want to be alone! I go out, and relieve my stress, because tomorrow it's princess lessons all over again!" I shouted.

"Why didn't you say so?"

"What?!? I've been- UGH!"

Jack Frost laughed. "1-0! It's fun teasing a princess after all!" He exclaimed, enjoying all of these. "Are you freaking kidding me right now?!? I AM GONNA KILL YOU!" I shouted. He started to fly away, but I rode on Angus and followed him. He was laughing while feeling the wind on his face.

"Jack Frost!"

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Wow, I was pretty excited about this. This is just a short chapter (turns out all the chapters are short ones please don't complain lol) I intend to make it Adventure, Comedy, Romance and Fan fiction. Hope you enjoy chapter 1: I'm not a babysitter, it's princess sitter.