Oh Please (Jarida)

Quit. IT!

"You know sometimes, someone pisses you off and you want to throw them over a cliff?"

"Yup."

"And they won't stop playing with your hair because they think it's weird?"

"I completely agree."

"If you do, STOP DOING IT!"

"Nope."

I hair slap Jack so he would stop playing with my hair. He laughed it off as if I'm not pissed or anything. "Why not? Surprisingly, if anyone would dare to touch your hair, take it off as a compliment!" He said. HOW RUDE! "For your information only I touch my hair! ...And though of course my mum because she's my mum." I said. 

"But it's beautiful."

"He he. Look I'm laughing! I'm smiling forcefully cause you piss me off!"

Jack batted his eyes twice like a little puppy who you need to rescue from the rain. "Quit. IT! You look like a cutesie teenage wannabe! I'm not falling for it!" I said and stormed off the room. He followed me though. Again. *pissed off* 

"WHAT!?"

"I just figured we could wreak havoc in the hallways."

I thought for awhile. "Good plan, but no. Mum might turn into some kind of creature and slap me." I said. "Come on! You coward." He said. "I'm no coward!" I exclaimed. "Then catch me if you can, princess." I groaned and chased him, somehow knocking over stuff. And my mum heard that.

"Merida DunBroch!"

"Uh-oh."

I hate it when she says my name completely! "Fix this mess!" She ordered. "But it's Jack's fault! I was just-" She cut me off. "Jack? Who is that?! Remind me also to send you to a therapist first thing in the morning!" She said and went back to her room. I heard Jack holding back his laugh.

"You know you can laugh because she can't even hear you, dumbass!"

"HAHAHA!!! I sympathize with you! No wait, I don't!"

I laughed sarcastically. "Next time, I really will throw you over a cliff." I said.

"No can do!"

"Why not?"

"I fly, dummy!"

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