The Joys of Being Drunk || KuroKen

Tetsuroo San's Unknown Lover Is Revealed

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"Eyy Tetsuro-San, are you sure you're okay? You look very—red." Lev commented on his boss's drunken state. 

It was already a bad idea when Yaku suggested that they do a company dinner after work. Of course, Kuroo was the first one to back up the idea and of course, everyone else would follow suit after. So what else could you do than go along with them? 

It was fine at first, there was food and drinks and sake but then things took a turn. As the night went on people got drunk and among those drunkards, Tetsuro Kuroo was number 1. His boss/friend but ultimately boss, had a pretty fair alcohol tolerance but he was known to drink way over his limit. Currently at his 6th bottle, Kuroo was parading around the room, poking his nose in everybody's business. 

Give it five minutes and he was now on the ground, plastered and snoring. 

Time to go home. Then came the second problem. Who to call? Who to call? There wasn't a single person in this room that could be a potential driver. They were all drunk to a certain level. Lev himself had a bit too much to drink but was ultimately sober enough to think straight. But driving was out of question. Ending up in a police station because of drunk driving was the last place he wanted to be. 

So it was time to snoop around Kuroo's phone. 

Somehow, Lev managed to unlock his bosses phone and opened his contact list. 

Names, names names. None he knew of. 

Kitten

In the next second the entire room went quiet. Lev turned to look behind him and found the entire room staring at the phone, standing too close for comfort. 

And there was the third problem. Lev had no idea how long this had been going on. He had joined the company only a year ago and as far as he knew, the only prominent piece of gossip around here was his bosses love life. And according to his year of eavesdropping his boss had a lover, whom he had been dating since their third year of high school. So a relationship of 12 years. Very story-like indeed. Of course, the only reason this was prominent was because no one had actually seen this rumored boyfriend. Until now that is. 

Kuroo was an easy-going person. He wasn't awkward about anything and was open to a range of conversations. So whenever the topic of relationships were brought up the conversation ended in one sentence. 

"Private life's private kids." 

But life never ended with one sentence. And Kuroo only let their curiosity grow. Like one time, he had "accidentally" left the announcement speaker on, and the entire floor heard his conversation with said beloved. To say, it was heart-wrenchingly romantic was an understatement. After that the "rumored" partner became official partner. 

Then there was the fact that no one knew who this person was. To the point where they didn't even know if it was a girl or boy. Kuroo kept it so vague that it could've been a god damn squirrel and no one would've suspected a thing. 

But on this day, August 24th, at 10:30 P.M, the world was about to see Tetsuro Kuroo's partner. 

#facereveal

Lev took a seat on the cold ground and called the number "kitten". It was the only contact without a first and last name. Who else could it be other than his partner? 

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"Kuro?" 

A soft voice called out from the other side of the phone. Kuroo Tetsuro had a boyfriend. 

The room went audibly silent and Lev cleared his throat. 

"Hello. This is Lev Haiba, Tetsuro-San's co-worker. Ummm he's currently drunk and on the floor and someone needs to pick him up and I didn't know who to call but you were the only number on his contact list that seemed—callable?" 

"Oh. Ok. Text me the address and I'll be there." 

With that the call ended. Certainly not social then. Lev quickly typed in the address and sent it. Take a quick breath, he set the phone on Kuroo's unconscious body and turned to face the rest of the team who seemed to draw a blank expression. Give it a second and the room burst into a rambunctious chatter. 

Lev sighed. He was only a bottle away from joining Kuroo on the floor. 

* * * 

The knock on the door indicated the arrival of the one person this entire room has been waiting to see for years. Lev carefully stood up and maneuvered through the room and to the door, before opening it. 

And there he stood. Tetsuro Kuroo's boyfriend, in all of his 5'6, long blonde hair, dead eyed glory. 

"Is Kuro here?" 

* * * 

Today would possibly be the first and last day they got to see their boss and his boyfriend interact, and boy was it worth it. 

Kuroo had gotten up moments after hearing his boyfriends voice. The giant had wrapped his arms around his waist and refused to let go. 

"Kenmaaaaaaaaa. You're hereeee!!!!!!!!!" Drunk Kuroo was a lot to handle but Kenma seemed to handle him very efficiently. The blonde had him wrapped around his finger. 

"Kuro, let's go home. Get up." 

"But I wanna drink some more, kitten!~" The nickname made Kenma blush. He was used to Kuroo calling him that. Kuroo had called him that since they were 15 but it was the first time he was being called 'kitten' in front of a bunch of random strangers who also happened to be his husband's co-workers. 

He knew the next day his husband would be up and would genuinely give less of a fuck about what happened tonight but this would be on Kenma's mind for the next month...haunting his dreams. 

"It's 11 o'clock Kuro. We have to go home. You have work tomorrow too." 

"But—"

It took Kenma one glare and Kuroo was on his feet, lunging towards the door. 

"BYE! MY DEAR SLAVES OF NEKOMA CORPS. I SHALL SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!!" 

Drunk Kuroo was indeed a lot to handle. 

Kenma shook his head silently in disapproval, but the slight smirk that settled on his lips didn't go unnoticed to Lev. 

"I apologize for my husband's drunken state. Thank you, for taking care of him. Have a good night." 

And Kenma was gone. The room was still. The sound of a fallen bottle rolling on the floor filled the pregnant silence. 

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"HUSBAND!?!?!?!?!??!?"

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