HI HELLO!! IDK IF THIS BOOK WILL KEEP UPDATING ALOR BC I HAVE SCHOOL IN NOT EVEN 2 DAYS WTFFFF??? BUT IT DEFINITELY WILL FINSIH AND BE LONG ASF DW!! IM SORRY FOR USING THE WORD C00n I DOMT MEAN IT IN THE SLUR WAY SO I REPLACED THE O"S WITH ZEROS SO IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT SCARY. ENJOY :3
CRAIGS POV:
it's been 2 years since I've joined c00n and friends it's not going so good lately my boyfriend well ex.. has left along with most of the group there called power leaf, at least ive got stripe
today I've got a mission to kill my ex boyfriend I can't do it I won't but I have to it's my mission I don't even know how the fuck I'm so calm at this because in my heart I'm panicking and screaming
The c00n: SUPER CRAIG IF YOU DONT HURRY YOUR ASS UP RIGHT NOW I WILL-
Super Craig: YEA COMING FATASS
The c00n: AY!! DONT CALL ME FAT
I made my way down to the street and I'm shitting myself my thoughts keep getting interrupted by cartman or the c00n should I call him. when we were making our identitys we could all tell it was him by how fat he was if not morbidly obese (IMAOO)
The c00n: what's wrong super craig?? scared of killing your gay ass boyfriend HAH
Super Craig: you wish *sighs*
Human kite: cmon guys we've got to go!!
The c00n: yea whatever
Nobody is actually sure how much in funds power leaf get but I bet they get a lot because one of the teammates there is super rich, Tupperwear (tolkien my ex best friend) at least I have mosquito (clyde) but he's always so fucking annoying I say this as a joke during battle telling him to stop his loud ass buzzing noise and how the raisins girls is his main priority, literally.
it all started as a joke how he would crush on them but it definitely isn't a joke anymore we had to fight them like 5 times and every time he would turn against us for a bit because he was charmed and those bug bites do sting like hell.
"super craig cmon dude!!" craig couldn't make out who was saying that until he looked back and it was human kite
"yea I'm coming hold on"
"yea I'm comingggg hold o-on" the c00n mocks super craig
they all get into the car and start driving suddenly fastpass saw mysterion "h-hey look ggggguys there's mysterion!! o-oh shit that's mysterion"
the c00n: SHIT!! HE KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING TURN LEFT TURN LEFT!!
captain diabetes: why the fuck is he with professor caos??
human kite: haha!! shit he is *laughs*
the c00n: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING KINNYYY GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!
mysterion trys to not laugh because even when they are being serious he can't stop being a crybaby "there all overreacting don't worry" he says in his deep voice "Ken- mysterion we've got to fight them!" a more high pitch voice adds on "yea fine let's do it"
they both go and use there ultimate attacks on the broken down car c00n and friends were in they were able to do it so early on because there energy was being saved for battle. the car bursted up in flames and professor chaos couldn't see them??
suddenly a splash of healing rain comes out of nowhere hold on they knew this trick it's by... "WONDER TWEEK!?" the duo shouts out "WHY ARE YOU HELPING THEM!!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MI-" a slight shock wave comes over them so they can't speak and a high pitch voice that seems extremely cracked and broken speaks out "relax I want to finish them off myself"
the c00n: don't act like your on our side "wonder tweek" what a lame ass name right guys??
*nobody speaks they just look at him*
the c00n: yea look you go back to your shitty franchise crawling back to us I see HA! now get lo-
captain diabetes: THE C00N WATCH OUT!!
a massive thunderbolt came out and hit the c00n he was stunned and nearly died from how bad it was!! he was shocked and even if he tried to speak or attack it would prevent him from doing so.
"wow tweek you've got more skill that the rest of us huh?" mysterion said. professor chaos was smiling but not really an innocent smile we was laughing about how the c00n could've been wiped out for good "can you finish him of please?" professor chaos added "gladly." before anyone could process what he was saying the c00n was struck once more everyone was shocked
super craig: WHAT??
human kite: oh no...
wrote by everyone mentioned in this book
"so guys what do you think of my story" a monotone voice said
"craig- we aren't going nowhere with this lame ass story" cartman spoke up
"y-yea I've got to agree with cartman!! and why did you make us break up and make me the most terrible person in the GAH! world craig!?"
"okay sorry honey what do you think we should put??"
Kenny bursts in the door and shouts "GUYS!! YKNOW THAT BOOK WEVE BEEN WORKING ON HOW ABOUT WE PUT IT IN REAL LIFE THERES A CAT CALLED SCRAMBLES THE REWARD IS ONE HUNDRED BUCKS SO I WAS THINKIMG WE CAN HELP FIND SCRAMBLES AND FIGHT PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME NO SCRIPTS ALL LEGIT"
"kenny we aren't five we are literally 10??" cartman said
"no.. nonononono this is amazing!! anymore ideas kenny?" wendy was extremely excited by this idea!!
"YEA SO-"
"SHUT UP KENNY!!! and you too wendy your lucky to even be in here" cartman pointed his fat finger in wendys face
"don't talk to my girlfriend like that dude!"
this was a short chapter but trust more happens after this ;) and yes ik tiny plot twist but this book will be amazing!!
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south park tfbw || creek || craig x tweek (UNCANCELLED)
Fanfichii!! this book isn't just creek well it's mostly creek but in some parts and in background speaking there are other ships!!! but some ships progress like there is style BUT it starts of with stendy see what happends ;) THANK YOU FOR READING THIS IL...
