reader adopts medkit bean

chapter 1 🔥

A/N: hi guys im here to say that this book might have slow updates or short/rushed chapters cause im busy and a little stressed out atm ugh ;c also reader is a demon cause this is the hit roblox game fighting!!! And I made it gender neutral!! :fire:

It was winter, so it was really cold outside. The snow got really high, it was probably up to your knees. But that's not important, you weren't going to step foot out of your house anyway since you had a few days off. You were sitting on your couch (or sofa for you British fucks), snuggled up in 2 fluffy blankets and watching Netflix or something on your TV, the TV being above your fireplace.

You were about to fall asleep, when you heard your doorbell ring, just great. And you didn't know anyone in the neighborhood, since you recently moved in. You sighed, getting up from your couch, still having the blankets wrapped around you. You walk to the door, opening it. Though, there was no one-

Oh wait. There was a box, with something inside of it. You couldn't see because it was also wrapped in a small cloth. You took the box inside and sat down on the floor, placing it in front of you. The thing under the cloth was breathing, you assumed it was some kind of fat guinea pig that you'll later return to the closest pet store. You slowly took the cloth off the animal, and it wasn't a really fat guinea pig or some kind of hamster. It was a big, fat, white and teal blob thing. It had teal horns, a small deer tail (im sorry chat i swear) and an eyepatch. Disgusting little creature. It woke up and it seems that it noticed you, cause it hissed at you, before running off into a corner of the room. You knew had to catch it to take it to an animal shelter, so you walk to its hiding spot. you kneel down in front of the blob, which immediately hisses at you. "Hey, don't be mean, unless u want me to pull out the hydraulic press." The bean doesn't react. It obviously couldnt understand you. You idiot. you extend your hand out to the little creature. It sniffs you, and you smile a little, thinking it's starting to trust you. It didnt. It bit your hand, and for its smaller size, it actually hurt. You immediately pull your hand back, shaking it a little before getting up. "Fine, whatever. You do you." You get up, rolling your eyes then walking back to your couch. You end up falling asleep soon enough.

When you woke up, you felt like you couldnt breathe for some reason. You open your eyes to spot the creature from last night laying on your chest, staring right at your face.(imagine the Medkit bean in like a fish eye lens) It was actually quite funny. It must've been sleeping on you. You attempt to touch it, and it surprisingly doesn't mind. You gently scratch the base of its horns (it's like scratching a dog behind their ears) and instead of pulling back and biting you like a little asshole, it leans into the touch and purrs a little. You smile watching their actions. "You're cute, little guy, but I can't keep animals. My landlord would kill me." The bean squeaks a little, and it sounds adorable. "I wonder if the animal shelter takes your species... Whatever it is." You look at the box next to the couch. It was the box the bean came in. You didn't look closely whne you first saw it, so you decide to look inside. Under the cloth it came with, there was a small note. Turns out, the thing's name is Medkit."Medkit?" The bean squeaks a little, tilting their head at the mention of their name. "What are you, Medkit?" You grab the bean, lifting them on their hind legs so you can see their tummy. "Alright, you're a boy." You hold the bean carefully as you stand up, sighing. "Well, Medkit, I'm sure animal shelters don't take... Fat blobs. So I guess I'll have to keep you for a while." You say, placing the bean on your shoulder. It climbs on your head instead, surprising you a little. "oh, sure, that works too." You laugh, walking to the kitchen. You had no idea what Medkit beans eat, so you just prepared him some warm milk. You poured it in a baby bottle you forgot to give back to your friend after taking care of their kitten.

You walk to your bedroom, placing Medkit on your pillow and laying him down. "You like milk, right? Everyone likes milk." You hold the bottle close to his mouth, and he instinctively grabs it with his tiny, stupid paws and sucks the milk out. He looked really stupid, the bottle being almost as big as his body. You eventually let go of the bottle, letting Medkit hold it himself. He was gulping the milk down really fast, making you laugh a little at the sight. "You must've been so hungry, poor thing." You watch Medkit drink his milk, finishing it pretty quickly. When he's done, you attempt taking his bottle away, but he meows angrily at you and hugs the bottle tighter with his paws. He was acting like a hungry kitten. He sucked on the bottle again, wanting more milk. he probably didn't yet realize the bottle is empty. "Alright, fine... keep it.." You pet Medkit's head, noticing the milk around his little muzzle and giggling. It made you think about giving him a bath. At some point, the bean realizes there's actually no more milk left and drops the bottle,letting out a soft whimper and looking at you with big eyes, asking for more milk. You pick up the bottle and put it away, booping Medkit's little nose. "No more milk, Medkit. You'll have more later." You smile at him, grabbing him gently. "Bath time!! :3" You place the bean on your head as you walk him to the bathroom. He holds onto your horns as you fill up the sink with warm water and grab some shampoo. You'll buy actual soap for him later. When theres enough water in the sink, you take Medkit off your head then slowly lower him in the water. "Feels nice, doesn't it?" Medkit squeaks happily in response, enjoying the feeling of the warm water. "Perfect then!" You pour some shampoo in your hand and start gently washing the bean, scratching him softly in the process, making him purr softly. When he's all soaped up, you rinse the shampoo out of his fur, then pick him up. you wrap him in a towel, leaving just his horns and face out. "You're so cute, you're like a little burrito!" Medkit whines a little, snuggling up against the towel. You walk to your bedroom, placing him down on your bed. He eventually falls asleep, leaving you to stare at him wrapped in the towel, thinking about what to do with him.

Hi chat so this was indeed very rushed and kinda short but I swear it'll get better trust the process🙏🙏

Also I switched between 3 different devices writing this am I cooked