the freaky monkeypox

The news broke out

There was an alien called ziarm who lived happily with his father and mother. It was a nice day on earth, and they were just trying to fit in like always. They were watching the news while casually talking about it. Just the usual stuff, war, politics and world hunger on earth. Nothing too interesting for the aliens. Until, they started talking about a new variation of monkepox. The father shivered in fear. He hated viruses, because he never knew if it could also stack them and since humans don't know about some aliens being on their planet, they never conducted research if viruses affect aliens. This monkey pox variation was called Mpox-freaky04 professionally, also known as freaky monkepox. The father quickly covered his son's eyes, scared they might show something freaky. The mother gasped in fear. "Freaky monkeypox is a new variation, with the same symptoms of monkeypox but it's more likely to show up near or on your genitalia, ass and breasts. You can get it by getting too devious or freaky. If you do act on impulse and get freaky or devious with someone, it will spread to them no matter what." The news reporter shared with his viewers. The father looked mortified at his wife, knowing they got freaky yesterday hoping to impregnate her. The wife gasped out a quiet "Oh no..." She couldn't believe this could happen.