-COUNTRY HUMANS SKITS-

-A talk with the colonies-

Time: 1712

Place: Russian Empires house

Ship: None

POV: Third person

"DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU IMBECILE" The kingdom of France spouted at Great Britten as she pointed her finger at him

"EXCUSE ME?!" G.B retorts

"Oh must you two calm down?" Purissa says as he rubs his temples

"Yes this is a meeting, dont act idiotic" Russian empire says

"Yes well I cant handle the two of you already, yelling just makes it worse" Spanish empire says butting in

G.B and T.K.O.F both shoot him a glare

"What where we even talking about again?" Austrian Empire says trying to calm everyone down

"Ah, it was our kids" S.E says in a now calmer tone

"Yes, we all need to be wary of them overthrowing us or becoming independent" R.E says as he folds his hands

"Oh pish-posh my kids are all to afraid of me to do anything" G.B exclaims

"My child is.....fine" Purissa says now looking down

"Oh I dont have a child!" T.K.O.F says confidently the room falls over an awkward silence

"Um, what about New France?"  Pruissa whispers 

"Who..?" T.K.O.F whispers back

"Your daughter?" R.E says waving his hand

".....Oh, that rat....yeah I mean shes ok, she gives me money!" 

'They all have to give us money.....' S.E thinks

"Remind me to never have these meetings at my house again, and if we do im going to not attend" R.E says putting his hand over his face

-A few halls down-

The room fell quiet, the only sound being the sound of papers being shuffled as the kids tried to get comfortable after their latest squabble. But as soon as it had quieted down, New France and USSR were at each other again, shouting about how much stronger their respective parents were.

"Ha! You couldn't overthrow your mom in a million years!" USSR yelled, banging his fists on the table.

New France rolled her eyes and protested, "I could too if I wanted to!"

New Spain and 13 colonies chuckled, watching the two argue. 13 colonies had closed his book and was now watching the two bicker, looking amused.

"Please guys, don't start again," 13 colonies pleaded, trying to keep the peace. "We've just calmed down."

USSR ignored 13 colonies and continued to argue with New France. "Oh yeah? If you're so strong, why haven't you already overthrown your mother? You're just all talk."

USSR smirked at New France's response. "Oh, please. I don't need to overthrow my dad. He practically bends over backwards for me."

New Spain and 13 colonies rolled their eyes at USSR's boast.

"Yeah right," New Spain said, trying to hide his amused expression. "Your dad would probably ground you for eternity if you tried anything."

"Hey!"