𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦 ᵏʳⁱˢᵗᵒᶠᶠ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇

(I know this is a kid's movie, but I will write what I see fit, as well as add cussing and other stuff as I want. It is my book so don't get bitchy.)

"Ugh! Kris!! Why did YOU have to get the scarf?! My nose is freezing!!" Y/n whined, rubbing her cold, and red nose. "You didn't get it fast enough." He said, looking back at the female, she gasped. "You're a ass!!" She groaned, crossing her arms in annoyance.

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"Kristoff! There's a shack!! HURRY UP!" She yelled, shaking his shoulders "okay okay!" He said, and started making Sven hurry up "god it's freezing." She sighed, hopping off the sled. She ran to the trade shack, her eyes scanning the room as she looked around. She sighed in happiness as the warmth of the room like a train.

"Hoo hoo! Big summer blow out. Half off swimming suits, clogs and a sun balm of my invention, yah?" He said to her, waving her hello. She smiled before getting pushed out of the way by kristoff.

Kristoff walked up to the woman, and got in her face slightly. "Carrots." He said, but you could barely hear it. "Huh?" She asked, confused "behind you." He continued, she said sorry and moved out of the way. He grabbed them and went to go get other supplies while Y/n watched him from the side of the door.

"A real howler in July, yah? Where ere could it be coming from?" The ginger man said, the big smile still on his face. "North mountain." Kristoff said, putting his supplies on the counter. Y/n walked up to him, and stood there, still silent. "That'll be forty!" The ginger said

"Forty? No, ten." Kristoff said, and looked at y/n she looked up at him and checked her pockets, she sighed shaking her head slightly. Kristoff groaned. "Oh dear, that's no good. See these are from our winter stock, where supply and demand have a big problem."

Kristoff sighed "you want to talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living!" Y/n raises her eyebrow "and her." He added, pointing out the window to the sled which was full of ice and covered in snow.

"Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. I mean, that is really.." she stopped when y/n and kristoff both shot her a glare. She cleared her throat. "Ahem. Bc That's unfortunate." She mumbled "still forty. But I will throw in a visit to Oaken's sauna. Hoo Hoo! Hi, family!" He chuckled

"Hoo Hoo!" The three looked to see a naked family waving through the window. Y/n shuttered. "I think I saw a Willy.." she muttered under her breath.

"...Ten's all we got. Help us out." Kristoff pleaded, like they're a poor family. Y/n side eyed him and sighed, crossing her arms. Oaken isolated the carrots. "Ten will get you this!" He said, motioning to the carrots.

Kristoff sighed, "Okay, just tell me one thing; what was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem magical?" The woman asked, Kristoff pulls down his scarf and gives Anna a firm answer. "Yes! Now, back up while I deal with this.. Crook here." Y/n froze when she saw Oaken stand up he was about seven foot. "What did you call me..?" He asked, his voice deepening.

Oaken grabbed kristoff, carrying him outside. He dropped him out in the snow, and walked back inside. Both y/n and Anna watched him squeeze into his miniature seat once more. Y/n stepped out and walked up to kristoff.

"Idiot! Why did you have to call him a crook?!" She squealed, slamming the door of the stables open. She looked at Sven, who was looking at her with pleading eyes. She groaned and walked back out.

She stood outside. 'God I wish I had alcohol right now.' She mentally whined, she reached inside her pocket a pulled out a pack of cigarettes. Where did she get this? No one knows. She smirked, flicking the boxes lid open.

She took a lighter from her other pocket and pulled the lighter closer to the end on the stick, covering the fire with her hand until it was lit. She took a long drag, and blew out.

"You know smoking is bad for you, right?" She looked over, the woman from the trade shack was there. She nodded, and continued what she was doing, not caring for the other woman's opinion. Y/n pulled the stick from her mouth, and exhaled. "If you came here to bitch about me smoking, then you can leave." Y/n mumbled.

Y/n watched the woman huff, opening the stable door. She looked away, and continued smoking, deep in thought. Before she knew it, she had finished her cigarette. She sighed, flicking the bud away, putting her hands in her pocket as she walked towards the door, and opened it back up.

She looked at Kristoff and Anna with a raised brow as she threw bags at him. She mumbled gibberish and sat down next to Sven, the reindeer looked at her and nuzzled her cheek. Y/n looked at Sven, and chuckled patting his cheek. She laid down on Sven, her head resting on his stomach.

"We leave now. Right now." Y/n yelped when Kristoff grabbed her wrist, dragging her out of the stable angrily. She looked at the closeness between Anna and Kristoff. Why was she getting jealous? "Y/n." She was snapping out of her thoughts when Kristoff said her name. "What?" She asked "aren't you going to sit?" He said, a noticeable grumbling in his voice. "There's no place to sit." She said, crossing her arms.

Kristoff grabbed her arm and sat her in his lap, not caring about what she thought, he just wanted to get rid of Anna. 'Oh lord the THINGS I wanna do to this man- wait what' she blinked.

"Hang on! we like to go fast!" Kristoff said, Anna smirked "I like fast!" She said confidently, putting her feet on the dashboard, y/n could feel Kristoff's chest tighten in annoyance. "Woah, woah! Get your feet down!" He said, swiping Anna's feet off "This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?" He said, leaning over and spitting on the dash, some of it flying in Anna's face 'ew..gross.' "Ew. No, I was raised in a castle." She said, disgusted as she whipped his spit off her face.

"So tell me, what made the Queen go all ice-crazy?" Kristoff said, wrapping his arm around Y/n's waist. "...Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, taht day. And she said she wouldn't bless the marriage—" Anna was cut off by kristoff. "Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met?" He asked, a slight chuckle in his voice.

"Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away, and I grabbed her glove—" she was cut off once again "Hang on. You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met?!" Kristoff said once more. 'If this sled starts bouncing I'm jumping off a bridge :3' "yes. Pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I thought, maybe she had a thing for dirt." Anna explained, "Didn't your parents warn you about strangers?"

END I do NOT wanna finish this. Sigh.