We were at the frozen lake where we usually play hockey, but I mostly just skate around with Connie while the boys mess around on the ice. I overheard Goldberg complaining, as usual, so I skated over to listen in.
"Come on, man, you almost hit me that time!" Goldberg said, taking off his helmet and throwing his hands out to the sides.
Charlie skated toward Terry, shaking his head. "Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you."
"Does that sound stupid to anyone else?" Goldberg grumbled. I just laughed as I stood beside Charlie.
Just then, a black limo drove onto the ice, and we all stopped in our tracks, watching it approach. we started walking toward it. The door opened, and a man in a suit stepped out.
While we were walking over, Jesse took one look at him and said, "Yo, dude, you're obviously in the wrong hood. This is my domain. It's a drug-free zone, you understand? We ain't buying anything. I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you take your sorry vanilla bootie outta here before we start using your eyeballs as hockey pucks."
After Jesse finished talking, the man said, "Thanks, bro, but I'm not going anywhere until I take care of business."
He reached into his jacket like he was pulling out a gun or something. We all panicked, saying, "He's got a gun. Stand back," as we scrambled away from him. But then, the man just pulled out a piece of paper and unraveled it.
We stopped in our tracks and skated back to where we were, still cautious, as he looked at us and said, "District 5 Pee Wee hockey team, I'm Gordon Bombay. I'm your new coach."
We all burst out laughing, not believing a word of it. Jesse shook his head and said, "Yeah, right."
The man held up the paper and replied, "Afraid so, dude. Got the roster right here: Averman, Dave, Conway Charlie, Hall Terry here's the long and the short of it I hate hockey and I don't like kids"
Peter scoffed and said, "What's this supposed to be a pep talk?"
The man replied, "Look, I'm sure this'll be a real bonding experience. Maybe one day, one of you will even write a book about it. in jail."
Peter shot back sarcastically, "Funny."
The man ignored him and asked, "Is there a goalie?"
Goldberg spoke up, "Only for a little while. I'm moving back to Philly."
The man nodded and said, "Thank you for sharing."
Goldberg shrugged. "No problem."
The man continued saying, "Alright, get out on the ice. Let me see what you can do."
Everyone skates back onto the ice and Averman goes up to the coach and says.
"Just so you know, we really suck."
Bombay Then replied saying "Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here." Averman then shrugs his shoulders and skates back out on the ice.
The guys started piling on each other in a messy attempt to play hockey.
"The Pete-Meister," Averman called out in his usual goofy voice. "Mr. Rabble-rouser, passing the puck over to Jesse-ronnie, the enforcer."
I rolled my eyes at Averman, and I turned around to look at Connie. She looked just as unimpressed as I was. Peter then fell flat on his face on the ice.
Averman then said "ouch" and somebody had tripped over Peter and he said "that hurt"
Connie then grabbed my hand skating over to where Averman was I asked her what we were doing and she said "We're going to talk to coach"
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𝓐𝓛𝓛 𝓘𝓒𝓔 Adam Banks X Fem oc
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