The Languagehumans!

PART 1

If me and the language's I know and attempted to learn worked in an office building together 😭👌
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*It seemed like a perfectly fine day, the weather was nice and everything was going smoothly in the office building of terror.*

*I was on my break and wandering around the building to stretch my legs when someone stopped me.*

Dutch: "Hey, remember me?" *She smiled.*

"Well.. uhh.. about that.. mmm.. yeah, I do!" *I laughed nervously.*

English: "Hey! And what about me? Do ya remember me?" *He looked up from his computer.*

*I immediately turned around to face the voice, CRAP!*

"Yeah! I remember you too, haha.." *I smiled a forced smile.*

Dutch: "Oh shut up English, of course they remember you, they love you!"

English: "Yeah they do." *He smirked and leaned back in his chair.*

*I stood in between the two nervously.*

Dutch: "I'm still their first language, they'll never stop using me."

English: "The English language is used EVERYWHERE and EVERYDAY, how often do they even use you." *He rolled his eyes.*

Me: "Well, I like both of you, okay! I just um.. use.. one of you more than the other."

Dutch: "Well, that's evident isn't it." *She rolled her eyes sarcastically.*

Spanish: "Pretty much yeah. Anyways if you guys forgot, I'm also here." *He peeked out from the top of his cubicle.*

Me: "Oh yeah.. I forgot about you."

Spanish: "Seriously? I'm like.. one of the most important ones here!"

English: "Yeah, but you're boring."

Dutch: "Says you." *She rolls her eyes.*

Russian: "How about we stop arguing and settle this like adults, and not children."

English: "With what? Russian roulette?" *He said sarcastically.*

Russian: "Precisely."

Dutch: "Oh god no, let's try and not commit homicide today, okay?"

Russian: "Fine, continue arguing like little kids. But you (referring to me), you like me the most don't you?"

Me: *Laughs nervously.*
"What.. wh-what gave you that impression.. hm??"

Russian: "You seem to talk about me a lot." *He smiled cockily.*

Me: "That's uhh..-"

Dutch: "That's completely true. What do you see in the Russian language anyway?"

Me: "It just sounds cool, okay?"

English: "You're just learning it for the slurs and curse words, aren't you?"

Me:

Me: "Perhaps."

Spanish: "Called it."

Dutch: "HOLY— I forgot you were here again!"

*Spanish just looked dumbfounded.*

Spanish: "I despise all of you." *He sunk back into his cubicle.*

English: "We do too!" *He stuck out his tongue and give him the finger.*

Russian: "So who's gonna throw that grenade into his cubicle?"

Dutch: "Didn't I just say no homicide today?"

English: "You're boring." *He rolled his eyes.*

Portuguese: "I absolutely love how I'm being completely ignored here." *He spoke up sarcastically.*

Spanish: "Ah yes, the worse version of me!"

Portuguese: "Excuse me? That is absolutely not true!"

Dutch: "It kind of is."

*Portuguese rolled his eyes.*

Russian: "I am going to suggest Russian Roulette one last time—"

Simultaneously: "NO!"

Me: "Wow, who knew that we could agree on something here?"

English: "I don't know but I hate it."

Portuguese: "So were just gonna continue ignoring me?"

Me: "Absolutely."

Portuguese: "What? Do you hate me or something?"

Me: "It's not like that.. it's just uhh.. I barely even know you, you know?"

Portuguese:

Portuguese: "Spanish, I agree with you. They really do suck."

Dutch: "Gee, thanks."

Portuguese: "Not you, you're cool."

English: "I have to STRONGLY disagree with that statement."

*Awkward silence.*

French: "So.. do you guys remember me?" *She spoke up from one of the cubicles.*

Dutch: "Who the f/ck are you?"

English: "I don't remember you working here?"

French: "I came here a while ago, but you all ignored me. Like I was a shadow or something."

Russian: "You kind of were."

French: "At least I'm not being ignored now. They (me) obviously love me the most though."

Me: "You do realize that I literally forgot about your existence, right?"

French:

Dutch: *Mischievous snickering.*

Spanish: "This is absolutely hilarious, it's good to know that I'm not the most hated one here."

Me: "Don't get your hopes up, you're still number four on my list."

Russian: "How many languages are on your list exactly?"

Me: "Six."

Spanish: "Oh great." *He said sarcastically.*

French: "Let me guess, I'm the last one on the list, aren't I?"

Me: "... yes."

Dutch: "I bet I'm first on the list!" *She smiled proudly.*

Me: "Don't get so cocky, Dutch."

Dutch:

Dutch: I am seriously considering that Russian Roulette now, Russian."

English: "I knew it, I'm first place!" *He grinned and put his hands on his hips.*

Me: "Yes you are, but it was a close tie between you two."

English: "I still win!"

Portuguese: "It wasn't a competition, English."

English: "So what? At least I'm not absolutely forgotten!" *He snickered at Portuguese.*

*Portuguese rolled his eyes.*

Me: "I'm getting out of here before one of you start another World War."

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Note:

Yes, I know this is bad but I need to put this here for further exposition because the next parts might not make sense.