Short #2: Interviewing the losers

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(This chapter is 100% not canon to Pokemon Escapade)

Me: Aight so I never intended to do this, but I need to upload something so this is me and I'm here with Ash, Pikachu, Dawn and Piplup right now so uh consider this an interview or something I don't know.

Ash: Hi, glad to be here!

Pikachu: Pika!

Dawn: We're just here so that we don't get removed from the story.

Piplup: Piplup.

Me: So how are your adventures going so far?

Ash: Uhm... Flashbacks to the Rayquaza and vs Iris chapters Pretty chaotic to be honest.

Dawn: Honestly were just aimlessly traveling for now though we may stay in Hoenn for a while.

Me: So what do you think of all the people you've met so far

Ash: That Scientist guy... Complete wacko!

Dawn: Yep!

Scientist: OI, I AM NOT!

Ash and Dawn: ACK!

Dawn: WHY IS HE HERE!

Me: Oh I invited everyone here!

Ash: ...ho-

Me: Don't question me! Anyways let's continue

Dawn: Well the next people we met was Elio and Selene. I personally think Elio doesn't understand humor!

Elio: Hey! I understand humor, it's just that Bewear joke was horrible.

Selene: No it isn't!

Ash: To be honest it was.

Dawn: Selene seems pretty nice.

Selene: Aw, thank you :D

Ash: Next person was Bianca. Honestly she seems like a sweet person. Still kinda angry on when she pushed me in a fountain.

Bianca: I said I was sorry... But also thank you!

Ash: Iris... Eh she can go f*ck herself

Pikachu: PIKA?!

Dawn: Ash don't say that!

Me: HEY NO SWEAR-

Iris: Throws a chair at Ash LITTLE KID! I'M ABOUT TO GO FULL DRAGON ON YOUR AS-

Bianca: IRIS DON'T!

They both get into a fight and chaos ensues

Dawn: Someone help me...

Me: CHILL OU-

Take 2

Dawn: Goh is... Interesting. He's overall a nice guy to hang out with. He just has a problem with rushing pokemon captures...

Goh: Oh well... I'll try to not rush captures anymore.

Dawn: Good

Ash: Chloe is nice, hopefully her and her Eevee are getting along

Eevee: Eevee Eevee!

Chloe: We're getting along just fine! :)

Dawn: Aspen is a cool guy! And has a powerful Venusaur-

Aspen: Hey, thanks :)

Ash: May is so far nice! Zinnia is a bit harsh but she's also nice!

May: Thank you.

Zinnia: I was just giving my honest opini-

Me: OOP! Looks like we ran out of time! Welp we'll see you guys next when we do this again (Hopefully NEVER!) Anyways goodb-

Jessie: WOAH WOAH! WHAT ABOUT US

James: Yeah! Out of all the seven chapters so far we've only been in ONE!

Meowth: And that is not fair!

Me: You guys are just hard to write! Anyways goodbye

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