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🔞 Desperate Times Require Desperate Measures - COIL

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"AAAND 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, HE'S OUT! STEAMPUNK IS KNOCKED OUT COLD AND IS OUT OF THE MAAATCH!" The voice of the improvised game commentator rung through the makeshift box fight club, which was hidden behind a club of some sorts.

Coil wasn't allowed in the popular fighting arenas in Blackrock, since, having stolen something and punched the living daylight out of like 7 biografts, he earned himself a nice visit to the police station, where he got issued a paper stating that he wasn't allowed in Blackrock. Subspace hated him with a passion.

Coil shook off some sweat from his arms, smiling proudly. This was the biggest 'underground' boxing tournament, and he won it.

Coil made his way out of the boxing ring, and towards the changing rooms.

"Congrats dude! That was awesome!" Skateboard speed walked to him. The two now walked at the same pace.

"Thanks, Skate." Coil glanced at his friend, then looked ahead, to not bump into anyone while he walked.

Coil initially came here to blow off some steam.... Well, he knocked out Steampunk- but it didn't make him feel any less tense.

Coil finally got to the changing rooms, Skateboard patiently waiting for him outside.

After what seemed like a never ending 10 minutes for Skateboard, Coil finally came out.

"Ready to go?" Skateboard asked.

"mh, nah. I'm going home. Sorry, Skate." Coil said, picking up his bag.

Skateboard seemed a little disappointed, but nodded in understanding. He knew Coil must've been tired.

Both of them said their goodbyes to eachother, and headed opposite ways.

Coil went out of the hidden place, exiting between two buildings, walking through the empty alleyway. He had to get to the nearest metro, to go back home. (for ref, he's in the outskirts of Blackrock, where things tend to get shady)

After a bit of walking through the city, Coil got to the metro, which he got on. The ride was quiet, except for a toddler throwing a fit at his mother for not buying him a life-size working MAS FR-2.

Yeah, this ride was anything but quiet.

Yet, Coil felt off. He didn't know why exactly he still felt tense.

After the 40 minute long ride on the metro, Coil got off at his stop, and walked home. It was another 10 minutes of walking by foot, but he didn't mind.

When he got home, after taking off his shoes and locking the front door, Coil just let himself freefall face first onto the bed. He then rolled over and stared at his ceeling.

Thoughts raced through his mind. A soft tint of blue (his blushing) spread across his face.

Coil repositioned himself, now sitting on the bed. He looked down, at his crotch.

He sheepishly lowered his pants and underwear, to reveal what was a hardening dick.

He blushed at the sight of his own dick.

Coil reached down with his hand, gently rubbing his member.

"... ah~..." Coil let out a breathy moan. It wasn't overly enjoyable, but he was sensitive.

After a while, he noticed that he was fully hard. He softly wrapped his hand around his dick, teasing himself.

He then slowly began to jerk off, gently stroking his dick.

After a while, he picked up the pace of his stroking. His desperate and needy huffs were the only sound to be heard.

He tightened his grip a bit. "Ah~" Coil moaned.

He jerked himself off faster, precum dripping down his twiching dick.

Coil whimpered. He was getting closer. His legs were tensing up as he leaned over a bit, his jerking off becoming more needy, more chaotic.

"ff-fuuuh- fuck-" he slurred out as he came on the bed, hot cum staining his sheets.

Coil panted, dazed up from the pleasure of the jerk off. He actually felt less tense now.

He took a moment to regain himself, before realizing he had to clean his sheets... welp.

He did put/throw his sheets in the washing machine and grabbed a blanket that Skateboard had gifted him. He threw the blanket on the bed. Obviously he wouldn't go to sleep now, though. So he just changed and went to his living room to watch TV and maybe order himself some pizza.

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i dunno if I'll write vinestaff jerking off,, yk,,,rubbing one out

i haven't written women in a while,,

maybe some scythestaff yuri 👀

hehe