(HIATUS) [ 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥 ] dandy's world oneshots ⋆｡°✩

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ ❝ The Punmasters !! ❞ finn x reader

(no image rn, may fix it later :L) 

thank you so much for requesting!!!

chat there's so many puns in this pls be afraid /hj

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You're sitting in your room, reading, when Finn bursts in, eyes gleaming. You nearly jump out of your seat, but relax when realizing it's him.

"Guess what!!!" He's excited; you can tell he's found a new pun to outdo yours.

"What?" You ask, already preparing your next pun in the battle. 

He stares for a moment, seemingly trying to remember it.

"What do you call an alligator in a vest?" He asks, preparing the setup you learned just a bit earlier.

"An investigator. You gotta step up the game, maybe another pun book would be good for you!" You blurt out, giggling.

"No fair... You always know the puns before me!!!" He pouts, feigning anger.

"It's all fair, you just gotta step up your game, after all. Maybe we should get a new book for you or something," you say, recovering from your laughter, "But first, there should be new cartoons on our in the common area."

"OOOH, yes!!! Let's go!!" He immediately forgets about the battle you had less than 5 minutes ago and tries to drag you out of your room.

You free yourself, stand up, and walk out of the room. Finn has taken every ounce of his being to not run off from you in a rush of excitement. 

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Glisten is leaning over the top of the couch, watching a cartoon with Brightney, the two have been avoiding each other because of some quarrels, so it's nice to see they've made up. Glisten hears you two from far away, and he looks back.

"Brightney. Get ready." His face is straight. He's ready to bolt.

"Why? For what?" Her head pops up from the other side of the couch, and she sees you two, "Oh no."

"RUUNN, BE QUICK!!!" Glisten leaps up multiple feet, and sprints to his room. Brightney soon follows, running to hers.

There are a few other toons left in the room, very confused on what just happened. Shrimpo frowns, but seems to lean in to you two to listen in on the conversation. Finn shrugs, and flops over on the couch, taking up most of it. 

"Hope they didn't pull a... MUSSEL, with all that running!" He jokes, and giggles quietly to himself. 

"It would be a TURTLE disaster!" You can feel someone groaning at the puns you two are about to unleash.

You two are laughing, everyone else has fled to their own rooms, leaving Cosmo quietly baking in the corner. He's the only one who can seem to take it. When the two of you stop laughing, Finn adjusts his position, he's now laying across half the couch. You shift in turn, now with your head nearly touching the floor.

"Psst." Finn leans close, whispering in your ear, "What do you call a fish with no eye?"

"A fsh," you whisper back, and you burst out laughing. 

in your fit of giggles, you don't realize your legs have started to kick up, leaving you unbalanced. You topple over the couch, starting in a handstand but end up with your head being the thing that moved the least.

"HOLY CARP!- Are you okay? You're splayed out like a starfish!" Finn exclaims, jumping down to check on you. 

"Yeah... I'm fine!" You grin, sitting up.

You reset yourself on the couch, and Finn sits down too. He's still worrying over you, and despite you being taller than him, he's also literally sitting over you, with the way he's leaning. You look at a small carpet burn you received from your unintended gymnastics.

"Are you sure you don't want a bandaid?!?!?" Finn asks, seeming almost dramatic over it.

"I'm not even bleeding, but if it'll make you feel any better, I can walk with you to go get one," You offer, stifling a laugh. 

"No!!!! You're injured, I'll go get it!" He's about to dash off to get one, but you stop him for a moment, ready for an ambush.

"You're being a worrywart, are you sure you know what you're talking a-boat?" You jokingly ask, and he lets out a snort of laughter.

"I'm very sure!!! Now wait right here!!" He dashes off before you can say anything else.

A few minutes later he returns, and presents you a bandaid. You thank him and are about to put it on, but he stops you.

"I've got it, now hold still!" He sticks out his tongue, being made of pure focus as he places a bandaid on your nearly-recovered wound.

"You win for once, now get up here, there's a rerun of the newest episode, like, right now." You raise your hands in a 'defeat' gesture, and he hops up on the couch.

The two of you end up leaning on each other, eating cookies that Cosmo baked. The blare of the TV is more fuzzy in your mind, which is more focused on trying to keep yourself still, as Finn seems to have fallen asleep on top of your head.

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802 words :P

may not end up doing the plans I mentioned folks, it took a bit to make this and I don't wanna double that amount of time </3

I'm sorry if Finn's ooc during this,, I wrote the last chunk at school and couldn't see the wiki :(

anyways I js wanna thank all of you again for checking out this work!! It shouldn't be ending anytime soon, I just wanna say that y'all r amazing!!!