Pretty Pink Flowers : Poolverine x OC

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"He's not going to hurt you, Wade." Faye had just moved Oswald to the other side of the room and helped escort Wade into her bed. His eyes were bloodshot and droopy, he looked pathetic. It was kind of cute. "I'm his boss, he won't be bothering you anymore." She tried to conceal her giggles at the ridiculous situation. Oswald was advancing in his growth but she knew for a fact he couldn't speak fucking English. It was the potency of the THC talking and Wade was going to be astro orbiting for the rest of the night. She had tucked him into her comforter and was about to get up to retrieve her phone and text Logan not to worry about Wade, when she feels a hand grabbing at her wrist.

"Please don't go."

She never realized how cute he could be. Sexy? Annoying? Petulant? Yes. But the way his big brown eyes are staring at her just makes him seem like a helpless puppy. He's so vulnerable in this moment, too fucked up to think of any jokes or innuendos. His brow is furrowed and his breathing is heavy. This isn't the high he had been expecting. She puts a hand on his cheek and gives him a soft reassuring smile.

"I won't." She leans forward and gives him a kiss on the forehead. She holds his head in her hands for a moment, lingering. She realizes how much she really cares for this fucking moron.

"I think you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen." It was so earnest she thought it could've been a joke. "I love how you look at me, Faye. Like I'm not a freak .. you look at me like I'm a man. I think you look at me the same way I look at you. The same way we both look at Logan and he looks at us. You are so beautiful and yes I want to take you to pound town," Faye smiled in a way that said "there he is" but was still listening intently. "But I need you to know how cared for you are. Between Logan and me you will never be alone. Baby, we worship the ground you walk on and we want to be a part of your life in whatever way you'll have us."

Faye is hanging on every single word. She feels tears start to pool in her eyes, she tries to blink them away before Wade notices. It wasn't a secret that they were all attracted to each other and generally got along, but knowing that the feelings run deeper than that made her heart burst. She cared for them so deeply and it was mutual. Something felt different inside of her, her natural wanderlust and restlessness had morphed into calm contentment like she was exactly where she needed to be.

"Can you please move him again? He just used his leaf hand to make a slice motion across his stem neck at me."

"That means I'll have to get up."

"I'll allow it under the circumstances. But hurry back, the spiders in the mattress will escape if we don't hold them down with our combined weight."

Faye hides her laughter with a cough, not wanting to make Wade feel bad or embarrassed. When she had smoked her mutated strain she was convinced she was a thanksgiving turkey being cooked in the oven for an upper middle class family in Wisconsin. She would rather green out ten times over than experience that again.

After moving Oswald to the bathroom and shutting the door she climbs into bed next to Wade. He pulls her to his chest with such ease, it was like she weighed as much as a tissue box. Their breathing began to sync up and a comfortable silence blanketed the room.

"I really like you." Wade's voice sounded tired and faint.

"I really like you too. Try to sleep it off, okay?" She feels him nod and then he presses a kiss to the top of her head.

"Thank you for taking care of me."

"Anytime, Wade Wilson."

Within a few minutes she hears the familiar snores that have kept her awake for the past week, but she has to admit they sound a lot cuter now. Faye's body is strapped to his chest by his massive arms, he's holding on to her like a beloved teddy bear. She knew she'd be trapped there for the rest of the night and she was more than okay with it.

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"I didn't know which kind you needed so I just got all of it-" Logan walks into the room with grocery bags full of different yogurts. He stops in his tracks when he sees Faye curled up on Wade's chest. His annoyed grimace melted into a loving smile. He walked over to the beside and gently caressed Wade's cheek, turning off the lamp as he does so.

"Logan?" Faye whispers in the dark.

"Mm?"

"I really like you."

A beat of silence.

"I know, baby. I really like you too."

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Some FLUFF before we get into the smut I have prepared. It is so much fun reading all of your comments! Thank you guys so much