Pretty Pink Flowers : Poolverine x OC

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"Do it." Wade says stone faced. Logan looks at him with a sour expression, crossing his tree trunk sized arms across his chest defiantly.

"Do. It." Faye leans across the table, squinting her eyes to look more threatening.

Precious

Logan attempts to stay firm in his detestation, but he can't keep it up for long when she's this close to him. He takes a slow deep inhale and closes his eyes as his hand slides towards the middle of the table. As he releases a forlorn exhale, he picks up the paper diner hat and places it on top of his head.

Wade and Faye, both already wearing their own paper hats, nod their heads and give him a good old fashioned golf clap. The flash of a camera nearly blinds him and he scowls at Wade who's holding a disposable camera.

"Where did that even fucking come from?" He pinches the bridge of his nose, annoyed.

"Where what came from?" His hands are now empty.

"Can we please stop tonight?" Faye blurts out amidst the bickering.

"Absolutely not."
"Of course, baby!"

"See, Wade's on my side. Majority rules."

"No, sweetheart."

"Don't you want to .." she wiggles her eyebrows at him, "You know."

"Yes. There's a Sheraton down the street." Wade says looking at the map on his phone.

"You, shut up." He glares at Wade and then softens his face when he turns to face Faye. "And you, stop procrastinating. We' ll stop tomorrow and I'll fuck you stupid."

Faye sighs a long, dramatic, long sigh.

The server, who undoubtedly heard the entire conversation that had just been had, slides the check on the table. His eyes fixed on the floor and face red with embarrassment. Logan tipped him 100%.

*****

"Are you warm enough?" Logan can tell she's miffed he refused her request.

"Mhm."

"You know I would've stopped."

"Of course I do, Wade. It's too bad ... I really wanted both of you tonight."

Logan clenches his jaw as his hands tighten around the steering wheel.

"Looks like it's just gonna be you and me." She runs her cold hands up the inseam of the deadpool suit.

"I'm sorry, excusez-moi ?" Wade's eyes cartoonishly bulge out of his head.