If you couln't already tell. I love procrastination, I am supposedly writing a film review right now, but instead I'm reviewing my past life decisions. I do wonder how I come across sometimes, apparently someone might have a crush on you or I or anyone without us knowing-
Because crushes- are all in someone's head.
Let's see self-shipping with another human being? Sounds a little delulu
Imagining a relationship that you're probably too scared to make happen? Very strange behaviour, my fellow human being.
Thinking about someone like you know them even if you've never met (streamers, celebrities, maybe even fictional characters [actually fictional characters are so fr, you know all about them but they aren't real, but you literally can't make it weird between you two and any breakup comes from you! Man, fictional crushes are the best])
Fuck- where was I.. right- profanity!
I use it sometimes, (no don't you dare call me a true blue Aussie- istg) everyone uses it sometimes, it ain't that special, but what is special, is you, right now you're connecting with some rando on the internet, how interesting!
Then again I don't know who you are- actually wait- I should start streaming or revive that youtube channel that's practically all about my dog
Hey, mind if i get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 real quick? (currently that one is still going for me, so pardon my use of this very [eugh] unskibidy, unsigma, slang)
NVM- i icked myself out, gen Alpha ur honor, I have met too many of them.
Hey hey hey, did you know that in 2025, generation Beta is starting - yeah...
Life, amiright? I'm going to stop pretending to be relatable now, actually wait- it's impossible to not be relatable, with this many people on Earth?
Every *claps* Thing *claps* Is *claps* Relatable *claps*
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HumorI thought if whatever I write is being tracked by the government already, I might as well share it over the internet for historians or whatever to read.. if you see this, hey. Welcome to the life (intrusive thoughts) of ME. also known as candlea on...
