Yandere Shit

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Troy: Hello! Welcome to Pokemon Truth or Dare, I'm your host, Troy, and that waste of space over there is Switchy!
Switchy: Heyy!
Troy: L Sebe-
Switchy: DONT YOU DARE SAY MY REAL NAME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
Troy: .... ok.

Moon: Here's the dares!

Moon: Here's the dares!

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Kru: *removes fourth wall bedrock*

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Kru: *removes fourth wall bedrock*

Void: Kiera, your a fun killer

Kru: I dont care. *Kisses Void on the cheek*

Void: What the fu-

Troy: Damm. New ship?

Switchy: Bonnie, take notes.

Bonnie: *scribbling away at her notebook*

Max: Big sister! Clemont!

*May and Clemont turn to him*

Max: Me and Bonnie gonna give you nephews and nieces!

May and Clemont: WHAT- NO YOU CAN'T YOUR UNDEAGE-

Troy: Not anymore. *Snaps and makes Bonnie and Max the age of consent* (in NY it's 18)

May: Bruhhh-

Clemont: What am i gonna tell my parents..

Max: Nothing, you aint got parents.

Evreybody: DAMMMM THE FIRE IS REALL-

*Litter Pony appears*

Litter Pony: Sup.

Troy: Aren't you a ripoff Twilight Sparkle?

Litter Pony: Uh-

Troy: *destroys Litter Pony*

Moon: Read my Truth or Dare!

Evreybody: *reads* 10/10.

Moon: *self pride intensifies*
Also March's a yandere.
*Teleports March to Starskiff Haven (in HSR's Xianzouh Lofu)
March: *starts killing people*

News Reporter: Breaking News: A Nameless of the Astral Express is going berserk in Central Starskiff Haven, murdering hundreds. She has pink hair and blue eyes. Allegedly her name is March 7th. More at 11.

Troy: *teleports back and makes her not a Yandere*
Moon: That's crazy. You ruined my plans!
Troy: You expect me to decimate the Xianzouh?
Moon: Yes.
Troy: No. Anyways next-
Sunny: *bans Serena*

Switchy and Ash: Bro why?

Sunny: Idk.

Troy: *unbans her* We cant do that, Amour and Performance have to be canon, sorry, Sun.

Moon: ALRIGHT WHERE'S THE PIECE OF SHIT SUN-

Troy: I didnt mean him.

Moon: Oh.

Sunny: It's just a nickname.

Caelus: *dies by Adventurine of the Stratagems*

Evreybody: Cringgeee!

Troy: Well, that's it for today's chapter of TORD! Remember to leave dares and truths! Bye!

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