Employee of the Month pt.2

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‼️NO ONES POV:‼️

The exterior of Mega Meaty Meat, its sign mooing loudly. Inside, Beast Boy and Bats is at the counter, the other Titans are seated in front of them, and the mascot is at one end. The human steak has put on a cowboy hat in addition to his bow tie.

Cyborg: Let's see. (rapid fire) I'll have eight Number Threes, five Number Twos, two Number Ones... (normal speed) ...and a diet soda. (The items appear as he names them.)

You: (angrily) AT THIS POINT ORDER THE WHOLE RESTAURANT!

Cyborg ducked at your yelling before Beast boy started to talk.

Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda, only meat.

Cyborg: Okay. Then make it a cup of meat juice.

Starfire: Please. Specifically, what variety of meat is it that you serve?

You: Uh...that Bob weirdo says that's a trade secret.

Raven: Are you guys the only ones who work here?

Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.

Robin: So where is this Bob, anyway?

You: In the back.

Robin: Yeah. I'm glad you guys found a way to make some extra money, but Y/N I could literally buy you a whole market of fruits...

You shyly look away as it was true..he had once did it when you two were younger. Bruce gave him a light scolding.

Robin: Y/N, Beast Boy... (Overhead view of the place.) ...but don't you think this place seems a little...weird?

The duo pops up near the camera and Beast Boy pulls out a French-fry box filled with meat sticks.

You: You think?!

Beast Boy: Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and we hate it!

Cut to the moped; he moves to it, so happy he might cry.

Beast Boy: But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped.

You: To be honest, I quit.

The bat hybrid takes off the uniform, slamming it down to the ground before hopping over the counter and going over to Robin who smiled a little.

The scrape of trays against the counter draws Beast Boy's attention; cut to the wall slot, where four loaded ones have just emerged. Once each customer has been served, cut to a close-up of Raven and pull back as she speaks. The mascot is standing right next to her, waving his arms.

Raven: Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me.

Mascot: It's meat-tastic! (Cyborg wolfs down his food in one bite.)

Cyborg: (mouth full) Mmmm! This really is meat-tastic!

Robin eyes his lunch warily, looking as if he has just been stricken with stomach cramps. You tried to poke it, but Robin quickly smacks your hand from it as if it had a disease in it. The leaders are saved from having to eat when Robin's communicator sounds off. Out it comes for a quick look.

Robin: Trouble! The UFO is back!

All run out, Beast Boy climbing over the counter.

Beast Boy: Let's go!

(Raven stops at the door, as does he.)

Raven: Uh, won't you get fired? (Cyborg leans back in.)

Cyborg: (mouth full) It's cool, BB. We'll handle it.

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