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A huge Mumbo wall painting, patterned after the Looney Tunes title card, a pattern of concentric circles, at whose center his grinning face is shown. The real McCoy strolls up, pushing a janitor's wheeled trash can; inside is a long-handled brush and a rolled-up poster. He stops to paste this up: "'Dress Rehearsal': A Show Down With the Show Man."
Tossing the brush back into the can, he trundles away, only to be replaced by a second Mumbo even before he is off the screen. This one puts up a second poster over the first, revealing a sheet with the word "OR" taped to his back as he turns. The new display: "Take My Powers...Please." Mumbo 2 gets a dirty look from Mumbo 1 and is promptly chased out of the place.
The poster falls away; behind it, the scene has changed to an empty area. Cyborg's ursine silhouette shambles across the screen, followed by those of Starfire, you, and Robin, and the animal sounds of all three are heard. You, who was on the monkey's head barked loudly. Robin makes his way to the newly feline Titan and crunches down on something with a foot.
Starfire: Ow!
Robin: Sorry, Star. I think I stepped on your foot.
Starfire: I believe it was my...tail.
She pulls it out from beneath him on this last word; now Cyborg lumbers back.
Cyborg: Yo, Lamp Boy! Turn on the light!
He does so, the camera pulling back to frame all five fully exposed Titans, who look around the bare blackness that surrounds them.
Cyborg: Aw, man, I can take losing a fight, but this is just mean!
He pulls off his tutu and throws it away, but another one instantly replaces it.
Cyborg: Huh?!
Time after time, the pink tulle garment is yanked away only to pop back in at his waist. Pan to the others as the things go flying over their heads.
Starfire: How was Mumbo able to change us into animals?
You: Mumbo's magic must be more powerful in here. (Hops off of Robin's head) Who knows what other tricks he's got up his sleeve?
He thumps one forearm into the other palm; rear limbs likewise
Robin: We've got to find Raven and get out of here.
Pull back. A mountain of dance garments has accumulated next to them; Cyborg pulls off one more, only to see it reappear, and growls in frustration.
Cyborg: Wait 'til I get my claws on Mumbo! (He stops short.) Did I just say "claws"?
Starfire: (grunts and scratches her ear with her rear paw) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas.
You moved away from her with a whimper as you felt the need to itch. Hearing anything about bugs makes you itch.
You: (to starfire; whimpers) Respectfully stay away..
Zoom in on that patch of fur and dissolve to an extreme close-up of the skin. She does indeed have a bad case of the little pests, all of which look remarkably like Mumbo, down to the top hat. Pull back; Beast Boy changes into an old-style telephone and starts to ring. Cyborg answers.
Cyborg: Uh...hello?
Beast Boy (as a telephone): Hel-lo? (Sparks fly from the receiver.) What have you got to complain about? I'm a lamp!
Cyborg holds him at a distance.
Beast Boy: What's wrong with being an animal, anyway? At least you guys have legs. I can't even move! And do you have any idea how hot a light bulb ge--? (Cyborg hangs up on him.)
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THE WHITE BAT (Teen Titans various x reader insert)
Fanfiction"The White Bat" aka [Y/N] [L/N], lives with the 5 members of the teen titans. You are a white bat-human hybrid because you blind people instead of being slightly blind yourself. But also being Robin's closest friend brings things around. Join the ad...
