Professor!

1

A sound soul
dwells within a sound mind
and a sound body
Episode 1
Did You Hear The Rumor?

"Hey Tsubaki."

Maka leaned in, her hand cupping near her mouth to hush her whispers as their teacher stood at the front, mid lecture.

"Did you hear about the new teacher that's supposed to enroll?"

The usual soft expression on Tsubaki is face twists into confusion, "When did that happen? Do you know who it is?" Tsubaki leaned closer as well, the two girls now huddling together.

Their usual partners were amiss.

  No wonder they could quietly avoid detection as they whispered to one another.

"There's a rumor saying it's a death syth." Maka gossiped much to Tsubaki is amazement.

"Really?"

A proudly smile twitches at Maka's lips as she nods, "One of the best, my mom use to mention how much she'd aspire to be like him."

Curiously, without much harm to the question, Tsubaki asks;

"How'd you find out that it'd be a Death Scythe?"

A grimace takes over Maka is grin almost immediately as she shudders and seems to wilt in her seat, "My dad and his weird attempt at bonding with me." She bemoans almost as if in agony over recalling such an awkward memory. "But I guess it was good for something," she sighs towards the end making Tsubaki give a light hearted chuckle.

The two girls pause their conversation for a moment before Tsubaki hums, "I wonder where Professor Stein is today?"

Meanwhile....

Lord Death bounces to and from, giddy as he waves about his large hands in a mock solute upon noticing the entrance of both Stein and Spirit, one slouching as he complained about something along the lines of experiments and manipulation while the other went on casually, hands tucked away in the pockets of his lab coat and an amused grin tilting at his lips.

"Hiya hiya!" Came Lord Deaths animated hello, the greeting returned respectfully.

"I'm sure you know why I've called you here yes?" He looms over the two, "Very important matters to discuss!" He jumps back, swaying side to side, "Care to guess?"

The red head, Spirit, after recovering from whatever mind game Stein had pulled before hand, straightened with a smug gleam.

"Finally meeting this famous Rouge of yours?" He adjust his suit jacket, "I've heard good things about her and her abilities..." he turns away for a moment, a blush spread over his cheeks. "Not to mention the fact that they say her beauty is unmatched. A vixen!" a fantasy bubble appears at his head revealing his perverted thoughts of a faceless woman with a large bust, only the curve of ruby red lips pulled into a coy smile in his arms, him and her entertained in a dance with petals of pink and red falling around them.

"Oh Spirit! You're such a flatterer!"

A giggle of what he assumed the aforementioned female would sound like echoes in his fantasy.

"How can I not when the image of perfection is before me?"

His fantasy self responds cooly.

"Reaper...."

A large hand rains down on his head in the firm of a karate chop.

"CHOP!"

Spirit is then seen face down with blood bursting from his head, tossed aside to a corner of the cloud filled room.

"Well, Spirit wasn't completely wrong I suppose," the reaper does a so so motion with his hands. "Rogue is one of my most loyal followers but also a trusted friend! I've extended the opportunity for Rogue to teach here, with what knowledge we've acquired with our shared history, such information should be passed to the youth!"

Stein sighs, hand rising to spin the screw in his head left then right then left again.

"And keep an eye on the academy."

Spirit had come to, the seriousness settling in as he swaggers to Steins side, frowning.

Lord Death tilts his head but he isn't the one to answer.

A heeled clad boot steps out from behind Lord Death followed by long legs clad in black leather. Thick thighs cause Spirit to leer closer and follow those legs up to a tiny waist and a....

Flat chest?

Green eyes trail further up until they're met with amused molten gold eyes.

"Is this the sort you allow at your side now Death?"

Spirit startles backwards until he bumps into Steins front.

It's a man that stands before him with blonde hair and gold eyes, a figure most women would kill for. Adorned in his leather pants and a white crew neck sweater twice his size, his hip cocks out to the side and he tilts his head, crossing his arms. A dangling skull earring peeks through his blonde strands.

Joyfully, Death clops his hands, "Ah! Always so sneaky, I barely sensed you there Ominus! Welcome, welcome!"

The man smiles at Death but his eyes fall to the man in white, "Pleasure to be here." He smiles, "I'm Ominus Rogue. Death's first Death Scythe, hope we get along."

Stein stared as Spirit stuttered his own greeting.

"Yeah," Stein finally landed on. "A pleasure."

Note-
Chapter wasn't so much fun times but I had to set the scene.
Next couple of chapters will be timeskips, random days between the main story line with more focus on the silliness.
Enjoy!