I was walking home from detention when sh*t went down.
"Hey kid, come over here. I gotta show you something," said a voice from the ally next to me.
"I'd rather not, seeing as you are in a dark alley," I replied.
"Well I guess its the hard way then!" the man exclaimed from the alley as he was running at me.
Seeing that he was fat as hell, and even uglier, I just sorta speed walked away from him.
I know, i know, it's rude to call people fat and ugly. But in my defence, he was f*cking huge. So big, I couldn't see his feet, but he was fast for his size. He was just barly keeping up, but he was huffin' and puffin' the whole way.
"Come back her you son of a-" I cut him off.
"Hey there are children reading this!" I yelled back at him.
"I was going to say monkey," he huffed out.
"Hey, can you just slow down a little bit?" he said, barely able to breath.
"Not a chance!" I yelled back laughing at him.
All of a sudden I ran into a wall.
I was cornered. "Crap," I said to myself.
"Now I have ya right were I want ya," he just barley puffed out.
"Stay calm and move a little to the left," I heard a voice in my head.
Since I had no other choice I did as the voice asked. The man, as I was doing this, asked, "W-T-F do you think you're doing?"
"Ummmmm, depends. Do you want the truth or a lie?" I asked, unsure of myself.
"Humor me with a lie, then the truth," he said with an amused glint in his eyes.
"Well, there is a ninja on the roof top about to drop down and save the day," I rushed out.
"Hahahaha," he laughed sarcastically. "If you make a lie, at least make it belie-" he was cut off.
No literally, he was cut off.
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