Noel: I wasn't that drunk
Mischa: You kept hugging me and asked if I was sing then cried when I said I wasn't
Noel: oh-
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Ricky: I know 43 ways to kill a person
Jane: if you put rats in a jar and light it on fire after putting on someone's face they'll eat there flesh to get out
Ricky: 44 ways to kill-
Jane: you could also tie them to their bed and light the rope and put wax on the rope to hide the burnt body smell to get rid of any evidence of them dying
Ricky: 45 ways to kill some-
Jane: You can also go into a pool and grab their legs so they can't leave and push them underwater into a cage and trap them so they drown and their lungs fill with water
Ricky: I know 46 ways to kill someone
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Ocean: hey old buddy old chum pal old buddy-
Constance: stop using that meme please ocean
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Constance: I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE TREES YOU MESS WITH MY TREES I NREAK YOUR KNEES
Ocean: *writing on paper* guess you're breaking my knees then
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Ocean: on a scale from skibidi toilet to Bockit bick bookie how do you feel today Jane
Jane: I'd say about Big Back
Ocean: okay and you Constance
Constance: about Alpha Rizzler Mewing with gyatt and phantom tax from Ohio with A minor
Ricky: what are they saying?
Mischa: I speak many Languages....this is not one of them
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Ocean: Is there anything better than p*say YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK (does keyboard chords)
Constance: Nah p*say is better
YOU ARE READING
Ride the cyclone one shots and Jokes
Fanfictionride the cyclone musical one shots of any ship you want except noel x any of the female characters because he is gay
