King DDD the pirate. Kirby x one piece.

Exposition

( 3 weeks after Kirby disappear)
He He He!" DDD cackled out loud, " without that there Kirby around to cause trouble, things have been quite around here."

"I agree sire," his servant escargoon said, " you've mostly been ruling dreamland." " that portal NME sent worked like a charm!" DDD cackled. "I wonder where he went." Escargoon questioned. "Who cares, as long as it rid of Kirby."

Suddenly, nightmare enterprises comes on the screen. " what do you want monster man!?" DDD yelled at the screen, "you nearly scared me and escargoon to death!" "Besides, your portal done got rid of Kirby, what do you want now!?"

"Well, I wanted to tell you D-man, you're outlived your usefulness to NME, so will be getting rid of you." "WHAT!?!?" DDD and Escargoon said. "You can't do this to me! I'm the king of Dreamland!" He yelled. Just then, a portal like the one they sent Kirby through opened, sucking them both up, along with the kings wooden hammer and waddle doo's sword.

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Captain Alvida was on her ship, staring out on the waters of the east blue, feeling that it was too quiet on the sea's today, when a giant hole opens in the sky above the ship, turning the sky dark red. It was as if the gates of hell hade been opened.

Captain Alvida had heard of this. Apparently a hole like that opened on the grand line and some creature came out. The thing was apparently a marine now.

Then, as if it had never acured, it left leaving two figures in the air. As the pair fell and smashed into the deck, all anyone could think was, "what was that?"

As the crew approached the deck, they saw two figures, one looked like a large transponder snail, and the other looked like a blue humanoid penguin.

As they stared at the pair, a wooden hammer fell out of the sky, smashing into the penguins foot. The penguin then stood up. "AHH!!" He cried, and started hopping up and down.The snail was woken up when the king stepped off his head. "What was that for?" He said. Then a sword fell and nearly stabbed him in the eye.

After they settled down, they noticed all the people around them. "Hello there," said Alvida, " may I ask what your names are?" " My name is King DDD, but you can call me your highness, and this is my right hand man Escargoon." King DDD said.

"Well your highness, you and your friend happen to have fallen on the ship of the Alvida pirates, which makes you my new cleaning boys." Alvida said with a smirk. "We won't be your cleanin crew, I'm the king of dreamland!" DDD yelled, roping Escargoon into his fight. "

Yeah, you can't have DDD clean, even if he's stupid and fat." "Shut up!" DDD yelled as he hit Escargoon with his hammer. "Well then, let's fight for it." "I'll even let you take the first shot on me, majesty." Alvida said in a mocking voice.

King DDD had turned red in anger. He grabbed his hammer and charged at her. "I'm gonna clobber you into clam chowder!" He yelled. But before he could lift his hammer to clobber her, she clubbed him with her club.

DDD fell back with a large bump on his head, and fell on the floor. "Majesty!" Escargoon cried, as he rushed to his pal's side. "Are you ok sire?" He questioned, "Escargoon," DDD replied, "I have a severe case of the ouchies"

Escargoon felt a fury unknown to him. Quick as a flash, he pulled waddle doo's sword out of the deck. "I may not know how to fight, but I will defend my king's honor!" He screamed, as he ran at Alvida, ready to stab her. She proceeded to club him as well.

As his injured body fell beside his fallen comrade, he felt bubbles of shame festering in his stomach. He had failed to avenge his friend. But there was another feeling, determination. A determination to become stronger to protect his king, no, his best friend.

Alvida then slowly walked over to the pair. "Had enough?" She asked while standing over them, "or are you thirsty for more?" "No mis" the two replied. "Good," she cackled, "now go mop the floor with the other cabin boy." "Yes mis Alvida." They said as they headed belowdeck.