Disclaimer:Mrs. J.K., being retired, you think you have more time to write, not so, I keep on finding good stories and spend my time reading instead of writing mine. I'll try to keep up, but no promises, only that I still do it for free.
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I focused all my anger on it and roared: "DIE ALREADY YOU SHITTY THING!" nope, that didn't work either, it got rid of my stress though. I have to visit Myrtle tomorrow.
5 Basilisk hunting.
No, I need help, it is time the adults do their job. Tomorrow is Saturday, I can work with that. The important thing is to keep ROB entertained. Easy peasy.
At breakfast, I placed myself next to Nimmy: "My most beautiful gorgeous cousin, is it true that you want to be an Auror?"
Tonks looked suspiciously at me: "I do, What are you getting at squirt? This is not an innocent question. You are a troublemaker, I just know it!"
I grabbed my chest and gasped: "Miss Nim! My most favorite babysitter in the world! You are wounding me! And to know you used to change my diapers and give me sponge baths." I held my hand up and continued, "But, you are partly right, I am in need of your expertise and your skills for a business venture."
Tonks frowned: "What kind of business venture? If it is an indecent one then you need a whoopee cushion too like Dumbledore."
"Nah," I told her, "It is going to be an adventure, trust me."
Still a bit suspicious she nodded: "Alright, after breakfast. You made me curious."
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"Alright, squirt, we are alone, spill it out. What do you need from me?" she asked when we were in an empty corridor.
"Well, first we need to find a Ghost named Myrtle, do you know where she is?" I asked.
"Moaning Myrtle? What do you need her for? She is annoying, and scares everyone away in her toilet." complained Tonks. "But I'll bring you to her."
Tonks pointed at the door of the bathroom on the second floor: "Here, Myrtle's hideout, do you want to go in?" she asked.
"Not so fast, Auror Nim, examine the door for alert spells, for example, one that alerts if males enter the bathroom. I bet you know those spells."
Tonks swore: "Morgana's dried out cunt! That is how Mum always comes home on the worst possible moments, that sneaky…"
She let her head down and sighed: "Outsmarted by a little kid with less than a month's education."
I protested: "Hey! This little kid has six years of Primary school behind his belt! I can read! I can write! I know my numbers, thank you very much!"
"Yeah, and I bet you are potty trained too" She dryly said while casting detection spells at the door, "An alert for males, and an identification spell. Although those identification spells only work if they have your Magic signature… which they have, we are registered in school. Now what, squirt?"
"Now, my sexy Auror, can you move that spell next to the door, so I can get in undetected?" I asked, "Only for today, mind you, I am not that kind of pervert."
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Nine layers of Hell by fvdv123
FanfictionROB, the Random Omnipotent Being, is pissed off at the Fan Fiction Authors for using and abusing his name in their stories. So, when I died, I got His revenge. Forced to live through my favorite stories, I have to avoid ending up in Hell. M for a re...