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Lilly spoke up: "You must know, Siri is of the market, I let this slide once, but you better prepare for a fight if you go after him. I don't share."
39 Fights.
Bellatrix turned to Lilly and grinned: "Oh? You would fight? Do tell little Harlot, what are your chances of winning?"
Oops, this doesn't look good, I tried to stop it, "Trixy, please don't."
"Zip it, Siri," said Lilly, "this is between us women, and for your information, Miss Black, my chances are 95% I give those 5% to you in case you got a lucky shot in."
James stopped me: "Hold it, Siri, you see, the moment Bellatrix starts fighting Lilly, means she has the hots for you! She is seven years older than you! That is almost a Milf! No, she is a Hilf, she is not a Mother yet, so a Hotty I like to… I'll shut up now."
Shit! I knew I shouldn't have taught him all those expressions... Why am I suddenly the center of attention? James is the one with the blabbermouth!
Lilly asked with a frosty voice: "Black? What have you been teaching Potter? I know it was you!"
Trixy softly asked: "Explain to me, Heir Black, What exactly does Milf and Hilf mean? Somehow I think I won't like the answer, but tell me anyway."
I tried to save my skin, "James, I am going to tape that big mouth shut! You are getting me killed here. Lilly, we were having a guy's talk, and it slipped away. Bella, James will accept any punishment you see fit."
"No, I won't! Miss Black, Lilly was 95% sure she could take you on!" flapped Potter out.
Huh? He is throwing Lilly under the bus? Why didn't I think of that? Ah, yeah she would kick my ass.
"We will discuss this after dinner, Potter," promised Lilly.
"95%? Are you sure, little Harlot? You are underestimating me, you know." teased Bellatrix, "Are you confident in that number? From where I am standing I'll give you 3%, 6% at most."
Lilly looked up from her book and asked: "You want to fight me over Siri? Are you in love with him?"
Trixy glared: "This is beyond that cheeky brat, this is questioning my skills! Take your wand out and show me what you got!"
Lilly shrugged and said: "I don't need a wand, Miss Black, see? Didn't Malfoy explain how he got frozen by Siri? Now you know how it feels. Hmm, a Hilf… a leather outfit would be best, boots with high heels, net stockings, whip, I got it! There, you can have Potter."
While talking, Lilly froze Trixy, turned her clothes in a sexy leather outfit, a tiny miniskirt, gave her high-heel boots, and put a collar on James with a leash to Trixie's hand.
Narcissa gasped: "It was you! You were the one that petrified Malfoy all these times!"
Lilly shook her head: "No it wasn't me, Siri taught me, he doesn't need me to do his battles. Here, Miss Black, everything is back to normal."
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