Micheal: Look, Ritchie, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
-------Beep-------
Ritchie: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.
Micheal: Tied with what?
Ritchie: Every other day of myself!
-------Beep-------
*Something crashes*
Austin: Shoot-
Micheal: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Ritchie: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
-------Beep-------
Micheal: Ritchie, you know how much I love you…
Ritchie: What do you want?
Micheal: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
Ritchie: Micheal, as much as I love you, No.
-------Beep-------
Ritchie: Go and tell Micheal why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.
Austin:
Ritchie: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier.
Austin, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...
Micheal:
-------Beep-------
Ritchie: The Draculas had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.
Micheal: If you stop this I'll cuddle you for the rest of the day.
Ritchie, whispering: Please do.
-------Beep-------
Ritchie: I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!
Dog: *just stands there*
Austin: He didn’t do it.
Ritchie: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.
-------Beep-------
Austin: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Ritchie: Being a fish.
Austin: Well, shit.
Micheal: What is wrong with you?
Ritchie:
Austin:
-------Beep-------
Micheal: Ritchie won’t come out of their room!
Austin: Just tell them I said something.
Micheal: Like what?
Austin: Anything factually incorrect.
Micheal, shrugging: If you say so.
Ritchie, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
-------Beep-------
Ritchie, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
-------Beep-------
Austin: Why are you late?
Ritchie: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Micheal: Overslept?
Ritchie: Overslept.
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FantasyThis may involve some of my other ocs from each series. also included series: OoO, Fto, Sao, Sds, Cpg, Oz, Sno, Yugioh, Superhero high, Space Academy, Wildthorne Academy, The Immortals, Demon Slayer, H.O.T.D, some Echospire academy, Scp Lockdown, De...
