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Inmo: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…
Micheal: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Cad: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Ritchie : What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Cad: *running into the room* Micheal just said they don’t love me anymore!
Inmo: What?!
Micheal: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch someone you hate in the face.

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Ritchie , watching Cad and Inmo fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Micheal, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Ritchie : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Cad: Micheal.
Inmo: Micheal.
Micheal: Me.

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Ritchie : It’s the gift that keeps giving!
Micheal: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!
Inmo: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!
Cad: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
Colin: Wtf...

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Ritchie : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Inmo, Cad, & Micheal: Okay.
Ritchie : If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Inmo: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Cad: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Micheal: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Ritchie: No!

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Inmo: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Micheal: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Ritchie : Waking up in the morning.
Cad: Waking up.
Colin: For one I agree with Cad, waking up is worse, but only to see my lover is missing.
Inmo: Hold on Colin I agree, but Cad wtf.

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Cad, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Inmo, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Ritchie , also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Micheal, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Colin: On it.

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Micheal: Made you all playlists!
Micheal: Inmo, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Micheal: Cad, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Micheal: And Ritchie  has the ABBA Gold album.

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