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Colin: Bro-
Seek: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Seek: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Colin: I'm trash.
Seek: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Colin:
Colin: You smooth motherfucker.
Colin: And yes it does.

Seek: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Colin: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Shino: You look good in that hoodie.
Kol: You know where else I'd look good?
Shino, zero hesitation: My bed.
Kol, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Shino: Stop doing that.
Kol: Stop doing what?
Shino: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Shino: Kol is playing hard to get.
Shino: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Doc: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Inmo: I’m “a couple of things”.
Pat: I’m “got distracted”.

Doc: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Pat: It’s my turn to cuddle Inmo.
Doc: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

Doc: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Inmo: Nope, there's 26.
Doc: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Inmo: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Doc: You'll get the D later ;).

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Ritchie, throwing their head into Micheal's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Micheal, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Ritchie: I have feelings for you.
Micheal: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Ritchie: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Micheal: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Ritchie: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Micheal: You wouldn’t?
Ritchie: I mean, unless you want to-

Ritchie: I know it hurts. So beg for more, then.

Ritchie: you really want it dont you, Micheal?

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Viper: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Tempast: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Viper: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Tempast, talking about Viper: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Tempast: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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David: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Mario: Are you a software update? because not right now.

David: Hey, Mario, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Mario: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
David: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Mario: Can't really say I have.
David: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Mario: Sorry, David. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Mario: Bro-
David: No, no, hold up, rewind.
David: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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DS

Micheal: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Ritchie: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Micheal: You look good in that hoodie.
Ritchie: You know where else I'd look good?
Micheal, zero hesitation: My bed.
Ritchie, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Micheal: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Ritchie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Micheal: I feel like doing something stupid.
Ritchie: I’m stupid, do me.

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Lucas: Hey, what’s up?
Brandon: The sky.
Lucas: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Brandon: Oh, Kek.
Kek: *highfives Brandon* Nice!

Lucas, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Brandon, not looking up from their book: Really? Kek, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Brandon: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Kek: I’m “a couple of things”.
Lucas: I’m “got distracted”.