so like everyone came to play this game called total drama on this island with a man named jeffery epstien
i mean chris mclean
same person
but as it turns out, it's actually infested with SCARY MEN WHO WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"AHHHHHH~! ITS A BIG BLACK SCARY MAN!"
-Lindsay
"nah its just me"
-DJ
"Oh! Thank god it's just the nig-"
-Heather
we then see the sexist one walking in the woods looking for his handy dandy andrew tate dragon dildo when-
"oh shit eh?"
-zeke
the murderer then slices zeke up into a million pieces and for some reason puts it into the extra mile to hide his body parts around the island because he's REALLY THREATENING GUYS AIN'T HE JUST A HOOT AND HOLLER?
They all find it and are like-
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"oh no, it's that guy"
-Justin
"erm, what the sigma?"
-Noah
"whatever he was sexist"
-Courtney
"im sexist too"
-Duncan
"but you're not the ugly 2007 sexist, you're the hot 2007 sexist bad boy"
-Courtney
"im also here"
-Kanye West
"AHHHHHHHHH~! ITS A BIG BLACK MAN!"
-Lindsay
"Oh man! What an odd event! I wonder who could've done this?"
