part 1: a big black scary man

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so like everyone came to play this game called total drama on this island with a man named jeffery epstien

i mean chris mclean

same person

but as it turns out, it's actually infested with SCARY MEN WHO WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

"AHHHHHH~! ITS A BIG BLACK SCARY MAN!"

-Lindsay

"nah its just me"

-DJ

"Oh! Thank god it's just the nig-"

-Heather

we then see the sexist one walking in the woods looking for his handy dandy andrew tate dragon dildo when-

"oh shit eh?"

-zeke

the murderer then slices zeke up into a million pieces and for some reason puts it into the extra mile to hide his body parts around the island because he's REALLY THREATENING GUYS AIN'T HE JUST A HOOT AND HOLLER?

They all find it and are like-

They all find it and are like-

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"oh no, it's that guy"

-Justin

"erm, what the sigma?"

-Noah

"whatever he was sexist"

-Courtney

"im sexist too"

-Duncan

"but you're not the ugly 2007 sexist, you're the hot 2007 sexist bad boy"

-Courtney

"im also here"

-Kanye West

"AHHHHHHHHH~! ITS A BIG BLACK MAN!"

-Lindsay

"Oh man! What an odd event! I wonder who could've done this?"

-Bridgette

"Also, where the fuck is Chef in all of this"

-Leshawna

"I HAVE TO PEE! I'M GONE!"

-Eva

Eva disappears.

"Women. ☕"

-Cody

(End of whatever)

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