A frying pan did it by fvdv123

Chapter 1

Disclaimer:

J.K., My brother got dragged in, plz don't blame me for his actions. Just like me, he is an old grumpy fart with anger issues and a strange sense of humor. He got in your world and is messing it up… for free.

1 A fucking frying pan?

You know, if you are on your deathbed waiting for the end… Yeah, breast cancer can you believe it? I didn't know guys could get that too. Unbelievable, to know I used to check my ex-wife regularly for it… I confess it wasn't always searching for nobs but what the hell? Then, when I found out, it was spread out too far, so amputating my breasts would not work. Those bastards did it anyway.

My stupid younger brother laughed his ass off when he heard I got 'titty cancer'… OK, he stopped laughing when he found out it was terminal.

Stupid fart felt guilty and visited me every other day. I heard he fell off some stairs and was in a coma in the next room. I laughed my ass off… I stopped laughing when I heard he can't survive when they pull the plug.

A professor did some experiments on my brother, that dumb ass donated his body to science. So here we lay… It did save traveling expenses for the family, you know two for the price of one. Anyway, I said my goodbyes to the kids and grandkids, the wife got lucky and found a better man ten years ago, yeah yeah, I can finally admit that. I am known to carry a grudge for a long, long time.

Where was I? Ah yes, deathbed, kids next to me, my other younger brother, my annoying sister... she got hit on her head with a Bible and is now nagging at me to go to the bloody light. She can't stop nagging, she did it with mum too. Stupid light.

WTF? There is a bloody light! All those years I was arguing to sis over that light and she is right? Hey, there is a black pit too… Let's avoid that one, I better not risk that. Though choices light or dark… Aha! A gray light! I'll take that one. Besides carrying grudges, I hate to lose an argument too. So suck it up sis, I take the gray door.

I went through the gray light, and something hit my head so hard I lost my consciousness, a total blackout.

Xxxxx

I woke up with a splitting headache. Wtf? I am in a small dark smelly room, everything hurts on my body… my small body? There was a big bump on the back of my head, my fingers hurt as if they were burned, I was thinking going to the light would have been a better choice.

I explored the room I was in, on the sides and back I found nothing, the ceiling however… I am in a cupboard under some stairs? What sick joke is this? The door was locked, I started to knock on it, harder and harder yelling to let me out of here.

Suddenly a fat guy opened the door yanked me out, shaking me while yelling to shut up or get belted.

Fat guy: "One more word you freak and it will be your last. Nobody wants you, that's why they dropped you here on my doorstep. So shut up!"

I got shoved back into my cupboard. Hey… Wait a fucking minute? Freak? Doorstep? Cupboard under the stairs? I closed my eyes and tried to remember what happened, slowly the memories dropped in. They treated me like shit, last night that woman told me to get the frying pan with the bacon, and I accidentally dropped it on the floor, she got angry and hit me with the frying pan. Nononono….