A frying pan did it by fvdv123

Chapter 15

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., I reread some of the older fan-fics… I have to confess that I am heavily influenced by many authors. The main one though is Sinyk, his vision of the wizarding world opened my eyes. Although he could put it better into words. Too bad he stopped posting in 2018. Anyway, I am here too… Nah, He is like an eagle, while I am just a sparrow. The only thing we have in common is that we're both your fans. Where was I? Ah yes, disclaimer… I'm doing this for free.

Previous:

I stood behind McGonagall, opened a portal, and threw her in Dumbledore's tent. Aunt Amelia: "Harry? Where is the headmistress?" I opened a window to that world for her to see: "See? They are happy together. I'll get her back in a week or two. She is an accomplice in an attempt to kidnap my fiancee."

I played the recordings of her talks with the painting and some Lords of the dark faction. Those spy drones are the best!

I remarked: "All that anger just because I looked at her pussy. She was in her bloody cat form! They are naked all over!"

15 To Love?

The third task was a letdown, Fleur completed it in under ten minutes. You can complain she did not use magic at all, I know that, but they didn't. All they saw was Fleur summoning the magic artifact she conjured in the second task. And to be honest, it was a fine piece of magic. The details of that little ship were stunning.

Madam Bones got some extra work, McGonagall got a two-week vacation on the Planets of the Apes. I won't suggest they were playing Adam and Eve, because that mental picture is horrifying, and needs to be cleansed with a lot of shower peepshows.

The victory party was one for the legends, it was our first time to get drunk, courtesy of the Demon Trio. We woke up in my quarters… of our spaceship. The Demon Trio had smiles on their faces, meaning their contracts got activated. I got confused when I held a butt-naked Hannah in my arms. Looking around I spotted Neville between Hermione and Fleur.

I glanced behind me, Daphne was spooning my back. Tonks stood next to the bed with a big grin on her face, she asked: "Hubby? Do you want to see the recordings? You and Neville did some cross-pollination last night."

I groaned: "Dammed, Hannah is going to kill me." Hannah answered: "I will if you don't shut up. My head hurts." I mentally ordered my AI to lock the recordings, I don't want to witness who did who last night.

I asked my AI: "Why didn't those bracelets remove the alcohol from our system?" He answered: "The event you were in was a celebration, with the drinks you voluntarily consumed, there forth, the effects of the alcohol were desired."

To make things worse, I detected a naked Expendable Side-Character B in my pile of girls. A mental command to my AI made certain nobody got pregnant from this mess. I crawled out of bed and made it to the loo. After a quick shower beam, I went to the cockpit, the main view screen displayed a planet, green spots highlighted friendly spaceships. Terraformers, making this planet ready for colonization.

Xxxxx

Tonks came next to me, I asked: "Why did Neville did not go to his own quarters?" Tonks grinned: "It is occupied by the Weasleys, Percy, twins, and Won-Won, including their girls. Peggy and Peter are in one of the smaller cabins, so is Lance with Hestia Jones, she is the sister of Megan."