A frying pan did it by fvdv123

Chapter 13

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., I like my Hero to be a little selfish, real-life harem sucks, so I create them on my PC. For free even.

Previous:

We rushed through third year, Padma and Hermione became permanent members of our group, we shared the magic circulation method and helped them to find their magic. In our studies, we started courses of the secondary level, a high school level so to speak. I had all my books from school and started to teach them.

What we did notice, that our magic connected us together. At the end of the school year, the holiday the parents dreaded came closer. Neville and I are going to be fourteen, and are going to defile their little girls.

13 I know what you did last night.

July passed with the parents taking their girls on a long holiday, even Tonks was dragged away by Andromeda. I'll bet they all get the Birds and the Bees talk. Neville will get hit the hardest, The Talk from Gran Longbottom? Poor guy.

Sirius thought he needed to teach me the facts of life, when I was done with him, he almost asked to be obliviated. Reciting all positions of the Kama Sutra, explaining the art of Japanese bondage with the different kinds of plugs and tools, was getting to him.

When I began on the use of polyjuice and the hair of McGonagall and Dumbledore, it drove him over the edge. He ran out and apparated away.

The next day, all parents came to me for a intervention. I had a bloody hard time explaining I prepared all that to prank Sirius. I closed with: "And the knowledge will come in handy when all normal stuff gets boring." I admit, coming out of the mouth of a fourteen-year-old boy, that sounds disturbing. It was fun though.

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We had the birthday Ball at Longbottom manor, my elves had to help prepare. It was a grand event. The minister Rufus some-thingy was present, some foreign diplomats, our French birds with their parents as well. We arranged the Weird Sisters for a late-night concert, with some stuffy band for the afternoon. We invited the kids from the first through fifth year of Hogwarts for the late-night concert.

It was like the mothers were giving the girls away on their wedding day, I asked Neville: "Don't you think it is weird how the mothers are behaving?" Neville shrugged: "You do know the contract is binding when the girls sleep with us? The way they were talking to their parents makes it seems it will happen tonight… Bloody Hell! Do you think they meant it?"

How do you answer that? I hope so? Or I am afraid so? I gave him a one-arm hug and said: "Be strong Papa Bear."

We got more involved with politics, to prepare us when we get old enough for the Wizengamot. So we had to mingle, Neville took Susan and Hannah along, I alternated couples, Daphne with Tonks, and Tracey with Megan. We danced, way into the night, the parents were dead set to prevent their daughters to pop their Cherry tonight, so they stayed through the concert.

We gave our girls some new shoes as a present.

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The next day almost every girl wore their new shoes. When they came in the presence of the parents, a little bump came up in the sole of one shoe, causing them to limp a bit. Two wolf Patronuses came barging in "Harry bloody Potter! That was not funny! Do you have any idea what you put us through? They did not even believe us! You are going to pay for that!" An Owl Patronus gave the same speech: "Harry Potter! If you think that was fun, wait until I am done with you!" Even the Ice bear came in growling: "I know this was your idea Potter! You almost gave mum a heart attack. Dad is not happy with you." Oops, I think it won't happen this month.