A frying pan did it by fvdv123

Chapter 16

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., I am getting old… you know the kind of old fart that keeps repeating the stories of his adventures from his youth? Yep, that's me. The sad part of it is: I don't have such stories, I led a boring life. So I make them up here, I even use your stories as a template. For free of course.

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Now, living here is following the laws of the Alterans. Free food, education, and housing come at a price. Live by our laws! There are enough possibilities to advance in our society. If you don't want it? Fuck of to earth for all I care."

It was surprising how few wanted to go back to earth. Well… life was good.

16 Epilogue.

Twenty years later:

I knew I forgot something! Kitty was stuck with Dumbledore. Although by now he must be a fossil. I peeped at her from afar. She was the leader of the Apes… Did she have kids? There were a few monkeys with a more human build and face, walking more straight. I decided to let her be and build her clan back up.

Imagine Apes with a Scottish accent… It could work.

We all got involved in building our society up, mapping the Milky way, Boldly go… no that is another show. Sirius found his bitch… wife, aunty Amelia caved in and got together with the mutt. They got two pups. It drives her up the wall when I use dog expressions. She keeps on barking at me to stop it.

We all got kids, a lot of them. When we are together, we need earmuffs, the older ones had tracking beacons on them. The farthest one got was at the edge of the Milky Way, heading for the Andromeda system. Earth lost half its population to us, by now we have Terraformed hundreds of planets, we introduce lost species by recovering the DNA from fossils and old bones. No you tossers, no dinosaurs.

One found a niche in the market and reproduced Rhino horns. He made a good living before his scam was found out.

I was still the only one that could synchronize wands and magic, finding your inner magic without my help was almost impossible.

Two hundred years later:

We spread out in the Milky-Way, and already colonizing other Galaxies. The kids are doing fine, all… thousand four hundred of mine, and six hundred fifty of Neville, some counted double by marriage. We still enjoyed life and the kids. Kitty's kids were wearing tartan colors. Yep, kilts, can you believe it?

AI handled most of the duties of our society. Exceptional children were introduced to us to find their magic. It made our life more fun, and our society better.

Two thousand years later:

Finally, we got bored. There was not much news to tell, we absorbed Earth, and made it into a museum and tourist spot. We began to explore the other Universes, having fun with them. We enjoyed the games Universe the most. The planet of the Apes began to take shape. Kitty must have done something right because I started to like them, some of them even have some magic. We disguised ourselves as Apes and taught them the basic spells.

Twenty thousand years later:

Well… There you have it, I lost the last one. Daphne told me it was enough and went with a smile on her face, still looking twenty years old.

Several times I had to come down hard on our people when they wanted to declare us Gods. In the end, I made it into law.

I said my goodbyes, I left them in the capable… Core? Bits? Program? Anyway, I left them with AI. Then I ascended to a higher plane as an energy being. My wives and friends waited there for me. Life… Energy was good.

End… sort of.