Group Chats #1

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A/N: This chapter is quite long compared to the others. It will also have mention of smut, but not an overwhelming amount. Enjoy!!

Louis pov:
Niall's Church Group 🕊️
Wednesday, December 22, 2022, 7:28pm

Li 🥄: Why is this still called Niall's Church group?

My Hazza 💞: Because it's a good name?

Me: I agree Hazzy ❤️

That one who left 💃: of course you agree with him, he's your husband.

Moose 🇨🇦 : Oh come on Z, you would say the same if it was Li.

Ireland 🇮🇪: Yeah, plus I think it's a great name.

Li 🥄: Obviously you do, it's about you.

Me: Fine okay! Let's think of a new name.

That one who left 💃: Vas Happenin' is a good one maybe?

Ireland 🇮🇪: Eh maybe.

My Hazza 💞: Good enough.

Me : Am I the only one who actually likes the name Niall's Church Group?

Moose 🇨🇦: Yeah it not bad.

Li 🥄: Yeah we can keep it.

Ireland 🇮🇪: So Larry, got any vids?

My Hazza 💞: On what?

Me: EW NIALLER NO! 😨

My Hazza 💞: Oh my god- you meant that??

Ireland 🇮🇪: Alright! Chill. I have my own 😏

My Hazza 💞: WAHT?

Me: Istg this is why Zayn left. 😑✋

Li 🥄: Babe, can you confirm?

That one who left 💃: Yup. 🥰

Moose 🇨🇦: there is far too much lore with 1D.

That one who left 💃: agreed.

My Hazza 💞: Lou baby can you come to the living room?

Me: Yeah, why love? 😘

My Hazza 💞: 'Cause I wanna cuddle.

Li 🥄: Guys. Not in the group chat for gods sake.

That one who left 💃: LiLi babe, can you come here?

Li🥄: Of course sweetheart ❤️.

Ireland 🇮🇪: 👁️👄👁️

Me: Fucking hypocrite.

Moose 🇨🇦: I'm not saying anything, but I'm saying something.

My Hazza 💞: Li- you're so whipped.

Li🥄: Hey! You can't talk Mr. "Wherever I go, you bring me home."

Ireland 🇮🇪: Handsome, we are so unproblematic ❤️

Moose 🇨🇦: That we are. 🥰

Me: Ni, you are so fucking problematic. You just asked me and Haz for a sex tape.

That one who left 💃: He's got you there.

Ireland 🇮🇪: OI! Shut up. But also, do you have one?

My Hazza 💞: ....

Me: So... uh

Ireland 🇮🇪: Holy shit you do! Ziam how 'bout you?

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