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4 - 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕

-Yall, don't kill me, I know scythe isn't a part of Blackrock, it's a what if request-

𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚐.

𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝.

𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜/𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚙𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝.

𝙰 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒 𝙱𝚒𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚔, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢?

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚔. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚝. 𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚔 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒 𝚋𝚒𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝.

𝙸𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 2 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎.

"𝚈𝚎𝚛 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚊?" 𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒 𝙱𝚒𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚜.

𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚔𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝚆𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐? 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎? 𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒 𝙱𝚒𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚋 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚙. 𝚂𝚌𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢. "𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚕𝚒𝚕' 𝚐𝚞𝚢."