Deku and the CDs

Passing the Vibe Check

Once their quick break was done, everybody went back to their seats to listen to more of Midoriya's music. The randomizer started once again and Sero's name was shown.

Sero: There we go! My time to shine!!

He saw a CD with a picture of Midoriya doing some robot moves like Ida and let out a laugh.

Sero: I'll choose this cause Midoriya looks funny in the cover. The title is an acronym for something. "H.Y.C.Y.BH" that's the title.

When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys

I don't say it yet

And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions

I don't say it yet, no

And then when he says out loud "I wonder where my car keys are"

I still don't say it (I still don't say it yet)

But then he asks me "Do you know where my car keys are?"

I look at him in his face, and I say

Todoroki: Is he just talking while some beat is playing?

Tsuburaba: Yeah, this is way different from the other songs.

"Have you checked your butthole?"

Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole

I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me

You better check up that butthole

Of course I'm not serious

I don't think it's up inside your big brown business

But a funny thing to say to someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly

Somebody paused the music and everybody was just silent, save for a few with mouths open at what they just heard.

Awase: What the heck was that?!

Present Mic: Is that what the acronym means? Have you checked your butthole?

Aizawa: Problem Child. 'He said as he was pinching the bridge of his nose at what his student just sang.'

Kaminari: L-Let's uh, let's continue.

When I see the best man start to sweat

I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)

When I see that little ring bearer cunt getting yelled at by his mum

Oh, I still don't say it

When I see the groom asking the vicar if they can wait just another fifteen minutes

I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da)

And when the father of the bride starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area

I want to, but I do not say it

It's the eleventh hour with three hundred congregates under God's roof

The vicar approaches the mic, and suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute