R/s#1
Smg3: ugh why did I give birth to two babies, I only wanted one, this one is so pretty(eggdog) but that piece of trash is so ugly(beeg smg4). How dare he open his eyes before my prettier son (beeg crying) shut the hell up you piece of shit *intense slapping of child*
Smg4 hey babe I'm back init, what are you doing to our lad?!
R/s #2
Tari: hey boss I need a 300% raise again
Boss: but I just gave you one last month
Tari: well my landlord stopped taking another form of payment 🤨, so now I need more money
Boss: if you want that raise you have to rizz up my daughter (Meggy)
Tari: is she even into girls
Boss: I guess you'll have to find out for yourself
Tari: I guess I will, well here I am. What are your two other wishes
Meggy: you know that my dad is your boss right?
Tari: and I haven't showered in two months
Meggy: what!??
Tari: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter
Meggy: so you think that you can just flirt your way out of this?
Bob: rizz app says, flirting is just the start imagine what else I can do
Tari: flirting is just the start imagine what else I can do
Meggy: damm your actually good at this
Tari believe me I'm good at a lot of other things to
Meggy: oh yeah like what?
Tari: go ahead and ask your mom does palaties aren't the reason why she's limping all the time
Meggy: what is wrong with you???
Tari:, Nothing, I just know how to satisfy a woman's need's
Meggy: I doubt you can satisfy mine
Tari well it seems like I already have,cuz why else would your floodgates be opening while I'm talking with you
Meggy: trust me I'm as dry as a desert
Tari: if that's the case then get your fingers out of the coin slot
Meggy: you're just one smooth talker aren't you?
Tari: and you just love playing hard to get we both know that no man has got you feeling like this
Meggy: fine you win take me on right know~
Tari: HALLELUJAH
LATER
Tari: hey I'll be actually expecting that 300% raise
Boss: wait you actually rizzed her up
Tari: I did more than that I wrestled her~
Boss: WHAT?, Well a deals a deal I guess
R/s#3
Tari: your body is over 70% water and I'm thirsty
Meggy: Tari!!, I'm your coach instructor, you can't talk to me like that!!
Tari:I don't remember you saying that 3 months ago
Meggy: well I'm a changed woman
Tari: changed woman huh?
Meggy: yeah I'm standing on business
Tari: 3 months ago you were ******, **** on business
Meggy: Tari give it up we are not getting back together
Bob: rizz app says, there's that passionate girl I remember
TARI: there's that passionate girl I remember
Meggy: I'll admit, you are the one that brings the passion out of me and I truly did love you, infact I've been talking about you a lot
Tari: then what are we waiting for I'll come over there right now and pin you against the wall just like old times
Meggy; I'm not ready...
Tari: why not?
Meggy: i just got out of messy relationship, I caught my boyfriend (smg4) with a guy (smg3)
Tari: boyfriend since when did you date boys?
Meggy: since you broke my heart
TARI: oh please I didn't break your heart
Meggy: then what do you call having a
Steamy 3 week fling with me, all just to sudden end it, yet still coming to my coaching session
Tari: my love I only did that because things were getting to serious between us, I didn't know if I was ready for the commitment, but know I realized your the only girl for me.
Meggy: good joke
Tari: oh I'm not joking Meggy, you'll see how serious I am when you let me come over tonight
Meggy: YOU ARE NOT COMING OVER TONIGHT
Tari: you sure about that, we both know that you're ex little shrimp was not cutting it for you
Meggy: ok I seriously couldn't even feel it
Tari: so let me come over so I can make you feel things you haven't felt in a long time
Meggy: fine have it your way, come here by 10 for a little 'coaching session'
Tari: BOOYAH
R/s#
Smg4 enter the castle with sad look" Mario I need your help
Mario : why do you need Mario Help ES MM GEE 4?
Smg4: I forgot today was me and 3's 1 year anniversary of being together and since I didn't get him anything his angry with me 😭
Mario: don't worry Mario knows what to do he says whit a smirk
Later
Smg3: ugh who the fuck is knocking its 10pm, Smg4 what are you doing here
Smg4: umm I just wanted to give you this" he gives him a purple flower (if you remember the "I promise " chapter you'll know about this flower)
And a chocolate box
Smg3: Thanks, at least you remembered
Smg4: gives him a kiss on his cheek "no problem"
R/s#5
Tiffany (sorry to anyone named Tiffany): your both girl, girls can't love girls*runs away in far distance still saying it* girls can't love girls
Meggy: hey you forgot your backpack
R/s#6
Mario: and then this couple started baby talking In my face, the guy was like
Smg4: Awwww my baby broke a nail, let me kiss that bobo away
Mario: and the girl was like
Smg3: aww swmopy ILYSm >_<
R/s#7
YOU ARE READING
Smg4 ships oneshot
FanfictionThis is mostly a book about my favorite ships there will be NO SMUT in this book the ships will be Smg34( of course) Megari(Meggy x Tari) And the others will just be the characters .(EDIT: there's going to be smut now)
