Me: Welcome back to class of viewing ships, everyone! How was your 15 minute break?
Jason: Okay, I guess.
Piper: You didn't even speak when Ari showed us the fanart nor during the break. That proves how traumatized you are, Sparky.
Jason: You barely speak, Pipes.
Piper: That's because I was trying to contain my laughter.
Annabeth: *nods* It's true. I'm a witness. Your reactions were quite amusing to watch. Besides, we did say a few words and sentences or two from time to time.
Me: As much as this is fun to watch, let's just get this over with because I'm honestly tired.
Jason: You and me both, Arionna.
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Me: Yes, today's second bloody ship is Mcvalgrace, which is basically Piper x Leo x Jason.
Leo: nO. wHy mE??? wAsN'T vAlGrAcE eNoUgH??? i HaVe A lOvElY gIrLfRiEnD, tHaNk YoU vErY mUcH.
Piper: He's got a point. I have a lovely boyfriend here, and I see Leo more of as an annoying brother rather than a second boyfriend.
Jason: Yeah. My bro and my lovely girlfriend. Also, no offence to you gay people, but I'm not gay.
Will and Nico and every other gay person at camp: None taken.
Me: Wow. That's some awesome synchronization there, people.
Annabeth: Spell 'synchronization'.
Me: Um...S-n-c-h-r-o-n-i-z-a-t-i-o-n?
Annabeth: So close.
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