HU Oneshots

It's me. I'm the April Fool.

At about 9 AM you could hear movement from the bunk part of the tour bus. Charlie, who usually sleeps way longer, was already up and in the little kitchen part of the bus preparing something. Funny who was the one that got up next joined Charlie in the kitchenette, sneaking up behind the man. Charlie was oblivious to Funny behind him till Funny poked both of his sides making him jump, spilling whatever he was filling into a teacup.

"Fucks sake." Charlie hissed and turned around. "What the fuck was that for?" He asked. Funny snickered. "April Fools." He grinned at Charlie and looked at the bottle Charlie was holding. "Why do you already have Vodka?" Funny asked confused. Charlie grinned like the maniac he was. "Oh..Just..To spice up this morning."

He said and filled up the last cup. "Elaborate and I'll think about helping you." Funny offered. Charlie hummed. "I'll heat the Vodka up now till it's warm and serve it to the rest as 'Tea'." Charlie explained as he put the cups in the microwave to heat them up. Funny's eyes sparkled. "Charles you are a Genius." He said and grinned. "Wanna team up against the rest?" Funny asked. Charlie smirked and nodded. "Yes. I'm in. Let's make this day chaos." He giggled evilly.

As if on cue the rest of the Band entered the kitchen area, scattering around the kitchen island. Charlie handed them all a cup of "Tea". He and Funny each sipped on a cup of coffee. J-Dog was the first to grimace and spit out the warm Vodka again, Johnny and Kurlzz followed. Only Danny stayed sipping his supposed cup of Tea. Danny grimaced and looked at the others. "Does your tea taste strange too?" he asked, sounding still half asleep. Charlie couldn't hold back his laughter anymore. Funny followed him into a fit of laughter. Only now did Danny realize he was sipping warm Vodka. He grimaced even more. "Charlie!" Danny exclaimed. "Why?" Johnny continued to question his two still laughing friends. Funny was the first to speak. "April fools." He cackled and Charlie laughed louder. All four other members glared at them.

Around Noon Charlie and Funny had prepared a bunch of stuff while the others had been gone. They put goggly eyes on every jar and cup in the bus; Put ballons behind every door and a thumbtack on the door so when you open the door the ballon explodes, and they taped a picture of Smile dog to the top part of Kurlzz's bunk so when he goes to sleep, he'll get jump scared.

Right now, Charlie and Funny were waiting in the front part of the bus, watching the door to the bus. They had placed a bucket of water above it so the one who stepped inside first got wet. J-dog had been the unlucky one to step inside the bus first, getting soaking wet. "Fuck!" He exclaimed as Charlie and Funny laughed at him. The rest entered and rolled their eyes. "Note to self: Never leave Charlie and Funny alone on April First." Johnny said out loud. J-Dog, Kurlzz and Danny agreed.

The next Victim was Johnny who opened the mini fridge to get something to drink. He was met with every bottle, cup and jar staring back at him with goggly eyes. He picked up a jar of strawberry jam. "Really Charlie?" He asked the bandana rapper. Said Rapped nodded proudly. Johnny rolled his eyes and closed the fridge again. A few minutes passed and then a bang and a yelp. "Shit! What the fuck?" Danny's voice rang from the back of the bus. Charlie and Funny high fived each other. "A thumbtack and ballon? Really now? This is so childish!" Danny exclaimed. Another bang as well as another yelp. "Have you done this to every fricking door in this bus?" Danny asked and entered the front lounge. Another bang, this time Kurlzz yelping.

Charlie and Funny were crying with laughter by now. "This is too good Charlie." Funny laughed. Charlie nodded to occupied with laughing to respond verbally.

As the night rolled around everyone went to bed rather early cause of the upcoming show tomorrow. Kurlzz was the last one to get into bed, laying down and looking up. He screamed and fell out of his bitch bunk. "Shit!" He exclaimed. Charlie was chuckling as Funny laughed. Kurlzz glared at them. "Fuck you guys." Kurlzz sneered and ripped the picture from the top and threw it away. "Yea, yea." Charlie chuckled and rolled his eyes.

With that April first was held and Funny and Charlie were satisfied with how it turned out.