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We chasin Nado!

"We chasin Nados today Volks!" J-Dog yelled as he swiftly jumped into the car. "Let's go!" Charlie and Funny hollared as Johnny started driving. "Volks. We have some awsome weather perdictions for Nados today. Undead Army I'm telling you, you favourite Chasers will catch the Nados today!" J-Dog continued. The camera was ripped from J-Dog's hand. "Give me that." Kurlzz said from behind the camera, filming the front of the Black Caddy they all were in. "Uhm..Guys..Shouldn't we..like drive away from the Tornado?" Deuce asked hesitantly. Charlie laughed. "So naive Deuce. We will drive right into it." Charlie grinned. Funny snorted. "That's what she said last night."

Johnny chuckled and rolled his eyes. Kurlzz laughed as he panned the camera to J-Dog and Deuce who sat in the middle seats while he, himself and Funny sat in the back seats. "Bring us to the Nado Johnny!" Funny and J-Dog chanted. "Nado, Nado, Nado!" Charlie joined in. Deuce rolled his eyes and moved closer to J-Dog. J-Dog wrapped his arms around the scrawny man and pulled him close. Funny cooed at them from behind as Kurlzz filmed them. "The radar is showing circulation probably a Nado. If we encounter hail we know it's a nado." Charlie informed the rest from the passenger seat. Kurlzz panned the Camera to the front where Charlie and Johnny sat.

Johnny leaned forward a bit and looked at the clouds. "Looks like we are right under the circulation." He noted and took a turn down a dirt path. "Well get us away from under it. We don't need to be in the Nado just yet." Kurlzz sassed as Funny took the Camera from him and filled J-Dog and Deuce again. Deuce was pressed close to J-Dog as the younger but stronger held him tight.

"We have a Nado forming there." Charlie grinned and pointed at the Horizon as the clouds formed a Downward spiral. Johnny sped up on the dirt path. Funny and Charlie hollered a chorus of "Nado, Nado, Nado!" while Deuce moved even more to J-Dog. "Are you cold Ruru?" J-Dog muttered. Deuce nodded a bit. Funny secretly filmed them and chuckled to himself as J-Dog pulled of his own hoodie and pulled it onto Deuce. Deuce sunk into the hoodie and stared out of the windshield at Downward spiral forming from the clouds infront of them.

The Camera panned to the front again, filming Charlie and Johnny. Johnny was focusing on the road as Charlie checked the radar. The Camera shook a bit as Funny chuckled and Kurlzz shoved him.

"It's touching down!" Charlie grinned as he pointed at the clouds that were right infront of the Black Caddy. Deuce had moved to J-Dog's lap. Kurlzz Was filming again as Funny rolled himself a blunt. Johnny started the engine again as the Funnel of the, now still thin, noodle like Tornado, touched down. Charlie intructed where to go through showing it on GPS and Johnny nodded and started driving down the dirt path they were still on. The camera panned to J-Dog and Deuce as Deuce moved higher up on J-Dog lap and curled up on him like a cat. J-Dog was a bit dumbfounded butbwrapped his arms around Deuce. Funny cooed quietly next to Kurlzz before the Camera filmed the clouds outside again.

Johnny stopped the car right infront of the Funnel that had double in Size by now and pressed the Buttons to lower the dirlls into the ground. "For those who are New here, welcome to the Undead Nado Gang. Johnny just lowered the drills into the ground so we won't get sucked into the Nado. Charlie how strong is she?" Kurlzz explained and then panned the Camera to Charlie. Charlie checked the radar again. "From the looks of it we are dealing with a Rope Tornado. It's a small one and no village or City is in it's wake so we can probably cock it as an F1. But that can change cause if you look here," Charlie held up his tablet to the Camera, "There is a rainfront coming so the Nado could grow double it is now. Also the winds are changing directions soon so it might be that the Nado changes directions too." Charlie explained in his practiced expertise.

The Camera panned over to Johnny who looked at Charlie in awe as he rambled away about winds and rain. "Earth to Johnny?" Kurlzz chuckled and the driver blinked before looking at Kurlzz. "Sorry, zoned out there for a minute." He apologized as the car started to move a bit. "It's coming down!" Funny yelled from the backseat. The camera panned to Funny whith his lit joint between his lips as he pressed his face against the window in the back to look outside. Kurlzz shook his head but since he was behind the Camera you couldn't see it. "Like a fucking kid." Kurlzz murmured and focused on Deuce and J-Dog. Deuce was cuddled up to J-Dog, in his hoodie and hiding his face in J-Dog's chest. J-Dog had his arms firmly wrapped around the scrawny man as he looked out of the window with Funny.

"I wanna go outside!" Funny exclaimed already about to open the door. "Don't you dare. The Tornado is about to pass us. You can get out after." Johnny sneered as he looked out of the drivers seat window. Charlie nodded along.
Kurlzz chuckled and grabbed Funny by his hoodie and pulled him back against himself. Johnny chuckled and then tensed before relaxing as he felt Charlie's hand on his thigh. "Sorry..Habit." Charlie murmured but didn't take his hand away. Johnny didn't mind as the Tornado hit the car. The Caddy shook violently as the Tornado which wasn't a strong one passed it. Deuce let a pathetic whimper slip past his lips and clung to J-Dog. Charlie tensed beside Johnny and so did his hand on the tallers thigh. Johnny put his hand over Charlie's and rubbed circles on his wrist with his thumb. Charlie relaxed and the Camera panned to Funny who was in awe at all this.

"I fucking love Tornado chasing." Funny mused as the Tornado passed them and continued on it's path through the little Tornado Valley. Deuce lifted his head when the car stopped moving. "Is it over..?" Deuce asked quietly. J-Dog nodded and loosened his grip on Deuce. "Well Undead Gang. This was not the strongest Nado but it was a Nado. We will chase other Nados over the course of this week if we find any. For now we are done here. Peace." Funny grinned at the Camera before Kurlzz turned it off and saved the footage. Johnny started the engine again after retracting the drills. "Let's go home huh?" Charlie said as he left his hand linger on Johnny's thigh as they drove back to L.A.